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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
19th
2017

Weedverse Q&A will be live for a bit (It's dead now) · 1:26am Apr 19th, 2017

Have questions? I might have answers.

This is about the Weedverse. Questions that fall outside of the Weedverse will be summarily ignored.

ONE question at a time please. Flood me with questions, and they will be ignored.

Be specific. Have a target in mind. One question and one character. Drop a whole list of characters, and your question, you guessed it, will be ignored.

Be creative, some characters might have some very interesting answers, if asked. Pretty much any character within the Weedverse is fair game, but you might have to ask the right questions. (Older) Sumac will answer questions that a (younger) Sumac might not.

Don't ask dumb questions, or expect the characters to have meta knowledge, or know the future. I kinda had to get away from doing these Q&A sessions for a while because they got super annoying. I'd like to do them once more, I'm in a better headspace now, but this goes sour, don't be surprised if it is a long, long time before it happens again.

Have fun, and think of clever questions. Remember, be specific, be respectful, be direct, and only ask one question at a time. :twilightsheepish:

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Comments ( 90 )

Cadence, have you ever been able to use your army of psychiatrists and the like to help anyone in the Dark family?

Discord, is there a you-equivalent on the other side of the mirror?

Written Word, now that you've had some time to acclimate a bit, what's your favorite thing to eat?

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Cadence, have you ever been able to use your army of psychiatrists and the like to help anyone in the Dark family?

Princess Cadance: A patient's right to confidentiality prohibits me from answering that question.

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Discord, is there a you-equivalent on the other side of the mirror?

Discord: I have no idea. If there is, I am sure he's very handsome.

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Written Word, now that you've had some time to acclimate a bit, what's your favorite thing to eat?

Written Word: Soap! Wait, no, not supposed to say that. Pony food!

Gogonzola, how's Grey Owl doing?

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Gogonzilla, how's Grey Owl doing?

Gorgonzola: Taking spelling lessons. **raises eyebrow frill**

Vinyl, did the link with Sumac give you the information you needed to make your own voice real?

Yam Spade, what is the craziest case you had to solve, and why was it crazy?

Tarnished Teapot, other than being a super powerful Druid, have you developed any new personal spells? I remember your train whistle and wall spells, but I may have missed new ones!

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Yam Spade, what is the craziest case you had to solve, and why?

Yam: That would be confidential and top secret.

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Meta question. Will be answered in a story, not here. :applejackconfused:

(Last one from me) Gloomy, how goes the marriage?

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Tarnished Teapot, other than being a super powerful Druid, have you developed any new personal spells? I remember your train whistle and wall spells, but I may have missed new ones!

Tarnish: Rarity helped me figure out how to be an aromatherapy nebuliser with my steam spell and some dried flowery stuff. Oh, and oil, I guess. She insists that it'll be useful, seeing as how I keep coming in contact with bad smells. And I do.

Cadance, is herding generally accepted?

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Gloomy, how goes the marriage?

Gloomy: The honeymoon has lasted for quite some time now. We're pushing for a record, but we don't know what it is.

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Cadance, is herding generally accepted?

Princess Cadance: Well, somepony has to keep the sheep and goats in line. It's not glamorous work, but somepony has to do it.

(Nah, i got another) Maud, any plans for another foal?

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Maud, any plans for another foal?

Maud: I spend too much time chasing after Sly. He keeps me busy. It's the 'meep meep,' there is just so much sass in it. I can't let him get away with that.

Limey, do you and Discord know one another?

Chronos, how difficult is it for you to manipulate the time stream?

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Limey, do you and Discord know one another?

Limey: What's a Discord? Is it like dat cord?

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Chronos, how difficult is it for you to manipulate the time stream?

Chronos: Imagine if you will, a night of heavy drinking. Now imagine trying to stop the flow mid-piss. Time wants to flow and doing anything to halt it is a monumental task of immense concentration.

Gosling, what is your best memory with Luna so far?

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Gosling, what is your best memory with Luna so far?

Which Gosling was never specified. So, active timeline Gosling it is.

Gosling: I got a sweater from the wife. It was awesome. Now I don't have to freeze. Of course, following her into that house, that wasn't such a great moment.

pebble, how would you feel if you found out if somepony had a crush on sumac?

Maud, which of Tarnish's discoveries is your favorite and why?

Holly (post CGL wedding): What is your opinion on this Gosling fellow?

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pebble, how would you feel if you found out if somepony had a crush on sumac?

Older Pebble: Lots of ponies have a crush on Sumac. So long as they understand that we come together as a pair, I'm okay with that.

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Maud, which of Tarnish's discoveries is your favorite and why?

Maud: Um... I don't know. I'm not sure I get the context of this question.

Igneous, Cloudy, how goes the rock farm?

Megara (teenaged): Thoughts on/about Sumac?

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Holly (post CGL wedding): What is your opinion on this Gosling fellow?

Holly: I don't know him. I don't read the tabloids.

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Igneous, Cloudy, how goes the rock farm?

That is not one pony. Also, specific time frame not mentioned. :duck:

Quesadilla Twilight: What thing has Sumac done that made you most proud?

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Megara (teenaged): Thoughts on/about Sumac?

Megara: Professor Egghead is one of my best friends. I hope I can convince him to join us in the I.E.A. program, but he seems determined to live a normal life. Or maybe he just really wants a really convincing alter-ego, I can't tell. He's smart like that.

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Quesadilla Twilight: What thing has Sumac done that made you most proud?

Twilight Sparkle: Conquered his introversion!

Luna (current): I know that Gosling is your best friend (along with your sister), but you seem... almost addicted(?)... to his good opinion of you. Why is this so important for you?

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Igneous (Winter break time), how goes the rock farm.

Igneous: There's a lot of snow and it's cold. I think we'll head over to Ponyville to surprise a few ponies. I've still got to convince Trixie to trade me Sumac.

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Luna (current): I know that Gosling is your best friend (along with your sister), but you seem... almost addicted(?)... to his good opinion of you. Why is this so important for you?

Princess Luna: **Blank stare and silence**

Boomer (teen): Found any good spider-hunting grounds lately?

(Determination) Celestia: We know about Flamingo and Limey, so did you leave any other sentient swords lying around?

Limestone(current), how goes the Bat Guano business?

Think we'll ever see a organ/war story for Malcanus?

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Boomer (teen): Found any good spider-hunting grounds lately?

Boomer: The basement of Sugarcube Corner. Basements in general. Ponies give me bits and I get snacks. It's a living.

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Celestia: We know about Flamingo and Limey, so did you leave any other sentient swords lying around?

This can't be answered. Sorry.

Tarnished (PTSfFF+): Have you caught up with Longhaul to introduce him to the family and trade stories?

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