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Snakeskin Ducttape


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  • 131 weeks
    A personal social museum

    Hey, everyone. Sorry for being so quiet lately. I've been a little tired in general, and I've wanted to take a break from fanfiction for a while, not a big break, mind you, just for a few weeks, and I've sort of been doing that, but I've also checked in most days to check comments, and nagging myself that I should write, so... it's like the worst of both worlds, not doing anything, but also not

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    8 comments · 821 views
  • 145 weeks
    So very tired

    One of the reasons I don't write more news like this than I do is that the latest blog post is going to be on my profile's front page and the latest news about my writing for quite a while, but I still felt like I should write something. Because... well, there seems to be some people who genuinely want to read what I write, weird as that feels to say out loud. I mean, there are a few

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    17 comments · 714 views
  • 183 weeks
    Sunset Shimmer at Hogwarts story mission statement

    I am not feeling very eloquent today, or least not this moment, but I've decided to nonetheless try and give an update on what's going on, and why I'm writing an crossover where Sunset Shimmer ends up at Hogwarts and not something else.

    So why this story and not other stuff? What gives?

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    20 comments · 3,016 views
  • 188 weeks
    physical recovery period

    okay, so, i have not been in an accident or something like, it was relatively minor operation, and it has been in the works for a while, but i got a summons on a very short notice.

    so right now i am typing and using the mouse with my left hand, and i am not super enthusiastic about stuff since my right wrist hurts quite a bit, so i will be brief.

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  • 189 weeks
    Just a general update

    You know how there's this sentiment that a lot of people don't go to the hospital even when they should?

    I'm not entirely convinced about that's a valid feedback to give in general. I mean, the medical community have enough on their plate, even without pandemics, without everyone going to see a medical professional every time they have the flu, or a stomach bug, or something.

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Apr
1st
2017

Announcing MLAABQ revamp · 3:42pm Apr 1st, 2017

Alright, everyone. All of you reading My Life As A Bipedal Quadruped, you may be interested in these news.

The feedback from the latest chapter was positive enough to motivate this decision: I’m revamping MLAABQ. I’m not abandoning the base story, I’m just adding another story that goes in a few additional directions.

You see, I find a certain pleasure in reading Displaced-fics about a human showing these dizzy pony-girls how to badass. So I’m gonna write exactly that. This new incarnation will be an action-adventure. I’m also gonna take this opportunity to introduce elements that I’ve always wanted to write, including anthro, clop, and musical numbers. It will not be E-rated this time round, and other tags will be comedy, drama, second person, and Anon.

I’m also hoping to someday turn this into an animation, and I’m looking for people to help me with that. My vision for the animations comes mainly from the Rankin & Bass-adaptations of Tolkien, and Hellsing, mostly because of the perpetual grins that all characters sport in that. As for musical artist: You must be a fan of house, ragtime, and My Chemical Romance. Proficiency and familiarity with Bluegrass and Samba not required, but appreciated.

So stay tuned for My Life As A Bipedal Quadruped 2: Electric Boogaloo

Comments ( 33 )

*Looks at the date at the bottom of the screen*
Are you trolling us for April Fools?

Can't wait to start editing that hot Anthro on Anon action. Having both in the same story makes it doubly good.

God damn it, April. Nobody likes you.

Praise the gods, this will be the best thing ever!

I only just started to read your story and I already know for certain that this revamp would improve a lot of things. Cause how else could you improve a interesting slice-of-life story with an interesting protagonist by throwing the slice-of-life away and making the protagonist and powerful Mary Sue⸮

For the people who don't know sarcasm, this is sarcasm. For the people who don't know this mark; ⸮, it's an irony mark and stands (mostly) for sarcasm, it should be used way more on the internet....

4479634 Nnnn... nno.

:trollestia:

4479637 His lips flushed... green? With lust? They're always green though :twilightsheepish:

4479639 Not even those reptiles you hang out with in the sewers, April.

4479640 I like that enthusiasm :twilightsmile:

4479642 That's what I keep telling everyone! :pinkiehappy:

Sounds like you like it, and that makes me happy. Do feel free to leave comments.

I am a prereader of sorts, and I can most certainly verify that this change was planned weeks in advance.

Haha, nice try, not buying it. Everyone knows it's April Fools day, and as such, everything posted is suspect until proven innocent.

Yes, yes. April Fools... yippie.

Happy disregard everything you read in announcements day.

4479856 4480032 4480143 *furiously types long into the night* I'll show them. I'll show them all!
:derpytongue2:

4479722 Yep. I never got to pull this on you. Which is a shame, since you strike me as the person who would believe it longer than most :rainbowkiss:

4480199 Aww... you broke the immersion.

My comment could have been interpreted in two ways. Either the prank was planned weeks in advance, or the change in focus.

So people who sort of believed it would have confirmation, and people who were onto you wouldn't correct me. :trollestia:



Although, while your prank is a lot funnier than most, it was a bit too goofy for me to believe it more than the middle of the second paragraph. :twilightsheepish:

The trick is to include as much truth as possible - you already talked about wanting to have badass moments with Gabe's prostheses. Just make a prank that announces something you would really do - if you were only slightly more insane.

That makes it both shocking and believable. :trollestia:

4480218 Yeah, the original idea that I told you about sounds even better when I think back at it, but oh well, I only have myself to blame :twilightsheepish:

4480252 Vore, Yes, of course! And foalon? Like, at the same time? *Makes notes*

4480262 Leave that to Headless_Rainbow. He seems to enjoy it, and then I only have to blacklist one writer from my account instead of a whole bunch.

Don't forget the main character turns into an alacorn at some point and then beats up Tirek with only his bare hands and makes love to Chrysalis and gets her to make nice with ze ponehs.

4480345 Never read anything by them, though I remember that Flurry Heart one causing a bit of an outrage. Looking at their word count, they seem like a dedicated sort.

4480453 ... Oh hey, I've read that one :pinkiegasp::twilightsmile:

4480737 Your only reading something for plot might leave you disappointed, I want to have bombastic action and sneak in some political views too.

Harem is a good idea though. A vore-harem, perhaps? And crossover too. I'm thinking Eye Of Argon on that :pinkiehappy:

4480925 If you never have, that's a good thing. I can't believe I read what I did, and wish I had brain bleach, but I know even that won't suffice.

It's the worst sort of stuff, and I don't mean in an anonpencil kind of way.

4480930 If I ever wrote anything like that, I'd try and make it humorous and lighthearted. For the challenge, I mean.

4480925 Lies! :flutterrage: Lies and slander! :ajbemused: Thine bottom is whole and un-gobbled!

4481210 ...I haven't been sleeping well lately. :ajsleepy:

*Hits you with a pillow*

4481990 *takes the beating while just looking pleased with himself*

4481576 Join the club.

4482150

*Hits again with a pillow*

4482158 Your resistance only makes my... wait, that's not appropriate on this context :unsuresweetie:

4482267

Your the one resisting progress! Submit! And the PIllow Lord may yet show you mercy.:pinkiecrazy:

4483480 Should I write a clop story based on that sentence? :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

I don't follow. I'm also out of quibs for now :twilightsheepish:

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