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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Wednesday
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    12 comments · 109 views
  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 150 views
  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 183 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 329 views
  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 269 views
Mar
25th
2017

I plan on making a Zapp Brannigan story · 1:06am Mar 25th, 2017

As a somewhat celebration of getting over 1000 followers I plan on making a story with Zapp Brannigan. I might need a hand, but I'm going solo for a little first. Yep, a Futurama crossover that is (hopefully) going to be made by your local crazy Futurama fan.

Summary: Much to the disgust of her friends Rarity quickly falls in love with Zapp Brannigan. Zapp Brannigan falls in love with her too, but he starts to become very confused when he meets Blueblood.

Comments ( 6 )

Sounds like an interesting idea I would totes read it.

I AM MUCH EXCITE.

Since I'm the crazed futurama fan, this definitely interests me.

I don't see any mention of butts. I am disappointed in you Bendy. I thought you had seen the light side of the butt; I guess I was wrong. This means that I must read this Zapp Brannigan story to see if you have truly fallen to the dark hole of the butt.

4471032

I gotta change the formal from time to time. Plus, I'm a Futurama fan, so could be fun to write.


4470929

Thanks!


4470932

I'll try get to work on it.


4470955

Hope you enjoy it.

4471210 Oh! How about zapp declaring war on equestria? preferably one, inhabited by giant ponies?
If you read animorphs, you might be familiar with a race known as helmacrons...

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