I can never write again

Because I is dead. Dead, I tell you, dead.

Comments

[Necrogen Lord]

I think I'm having a...

sheer heart attack.

[ChibiChabot]

Oh goodness that was adorable

[LordMentat]

KUDZ! You must make a oneshot off of this but with batponies!

Edit: No! That may be a bad idea! It will kill off half of the FimFic readers.

[Ditzy Doo - Mailmare]

All I can do is leave this... http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/61/6153341135b365fd09efb6cef374f5333709fd68e3a85163c96bd9e4601c0f26.jpg

[BradtheBrony]

4467689 You know, telling him NOT to do it just encourages him to do it more. >:)

[HolyCross9]

You have a pet bat?

[kudzuhaiku]

4467705

No.

[Boulder]

Damaged should see this relating to a story of his!

Because I is dead. Dead, I tell you, dead.

Melodrama dude, seriously...snerk

[rikusorasephiroth]

NOT A BAT!!!
It's a Flying Fox!
You can tell by the shape of the snout and ears.

[Boulder]

And to completely flip the coin, something that just popped up in my DA notification stack.
"Aren't these eggs cute Sunny"
"Ummm, not as cute as mum!"
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[HolyCross9]

4467709 Okay, but what does this video of a pet bat have to do with your blog message?

[kudzuhaiku]

4467734

If you can't figure it out, I don't know how to help you. I'm sorry.

[Boulder]

4467720 Also called a fruit bat here (mainly by the farmers who don't want them around), sorta like we call koalas, koala bears but they are both marsupials.
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[rikusorasephiroth]

4467742 I LOAHE people calling them koala bears. ESPECIALLY when they know better.
That said, I AM willing to overlook the flying foxes being called bats. I just like to make a point of pointing it out whenever I get the chance for a bit of fun.

Also, I have Grey Headed Flying Foxes raid my mulberry tree and mango tree when they get fruit.
I don't mind the mulberries so much, because they tend to stick to the higher-up ones, and they share the tree with the Brush-Tailed Possums living in the Gum in my back yard.

[Boulder]

4467754 Don't usually call em' that either, but the tourists can't stop doing it, no matter how much you tell em' different.
...and now a cute vid of Furry Spud vs ''Merican tree rat' *sic

[Umbra Animo]

I actually watch thatt YouTube channel myself

[Raul]

4467734 he died if cuteness dude. That should be obvious.

[HolyCross9]

4468076 Thanks for clarifying that with me.

[Blackbriar]

It's cute and fuzzy, and then it clicks at you.

It's like satan's kitten.

[lordofmyth]

Turns out the only way to stop the rats is via bat cuteness