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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 53 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Mar
21st
2017

To address a discrepancy issue · 7:36pm Mar 21st, 2017

There seems to be some confusion about Shēdo's size. For that, I am sorry, but once again, as a writer, I was playing tricks upon my reader. Shēdo's size hasn't changed in the story. She's still a pup. But perspectives have changed. Allow me to illustrate.

How Shēdo sees herself:

I'm a cute little puppy!

How others (and Conifer) sees Shēdo:

Don't touch my zebra!

To reiterate; Shēdo sees:

What others see:

Nothing about Shēdo has changed. That is all.

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Comments ( 19 )

That second picture; the dog looks like they can bench-press you, and your house!

4466357 It's a whippet - they will occasionally have a genetic mutation that causes hyper muscle growth.

4466357 In Russia vet's drugs get you!

What the spiders see before she munches them (and a recurring nightmare after watching The Hounds of Baskerville - Sherlock - BBC too late one night):twilightoops:

So I wonder what the other diamond dogs look like then

4466397 That depends on the breed they're based on from chihuahua to great dane.:pinkiehappy:
edit: by the way that first pic up top, I just wanna put on the dash of car and watch it's head bobble.

4466399

I based her off of the Scottish Deerhound, actually. That was my inspiration. Lean, lanky, and lithe.

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This makes Shēdo a courser. She's not as stocky or heavyset as other diamond dogs, and she's made for both power and speed rather than just raw strength. When she's a full grown adult, she'll be intimidatingly large, even by the standards of her own kind.

At least you didn't base her off Snoopy.

Well, with Dig Dag and his brutes around, no wonder Shedo sees herself as a widdle puppy.

That second dog though. Dang. Scary.

4466416 tall but scrawny but with a lot of speed nice

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, I NEED MORE EXAMPLES.

:rainbowkiss:

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That face is like "Why do we even have a fucking lead for this fucking dog? You try keeping this bastard in place when he wants to go."

And the dog is like "there's something there gotta go gotta go can't go got thing holding me in place"

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Throwing a frisby might be an actual act of murder...

4467355 You will also lose your frisby with a mouth that large. Heh, greater dog goes to Equestria, tries to play tag :pinkiecrazy:

That second dog looks like it could bench the earth...

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