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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Mar
9th
2017

How heavy do you like your pone? · 5:53pm Mar 9th, 2017

How heavy do you like your pony?

Light, medium, a little heavy, very heavy, extremely heavy to the point they could hurt you if they sit on you for too long without protection magic, ludicrously heavy to the point they could kill you by merely sitting on you if they don't use weight protection magic.

Other form of heavy? (state in post.)

Report Bendy · 438 views · #heavy #weight
Comments ( 12 )

Medium to Heavy. Good cuddles, but minimal risk of hospitalization. Catpones are cute, but just not cuddly enough.

Probably fall medium to heavy depending on the pony. For a regular mare or smaller stallion, it would be nifty to be able to carry them, with pegasi being the lightest of the three tribes (on average), with Earth ponies being the heaviest (on average). Bigger stallions (Mac, Shining, Bulk Biceps) would probably weigh quite a bit more. Cadance would be relatively light, given her height. Celestia and Luna would obviously be too big and heavy to carry. But if the rode your lap, it probably wouldn't hurt.

Light to medium. Heavy enough to cuddle effectively but light enough that I can throw them like footballs if the situation calls for it.

Light to medium for me, I like to think they are little pones so about 2 foot tall for a normal sized and 4/4.5 for the princesses so it would be odd for them to be really heavy.

Little or medium! :pinkiesmile:

super dense molecular structure.

Medium. I want to cuddle their soft fur but still be able to do damage to enemies.

I like light/medium

100 Lbs-heavy
or 20 Lbs-heavy so they can be small like a cat :3

like in RL, 200 to 350 kg:twilightsmile:

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