Have you ever had one of those dreams? · 2:32am Sep 28th, 2012
Okay, last night, I was having a dream. And from what I can remember, I was in Equestria, and I believe I was talking to Twilight Sparkle about something as if I were a pony.
Everything was all good, it felt kinda like one of those really bad mary-sue self-insert fics, except it seemed real so it was awesome.
I felt accepted as part one of the ponies... and my life there was going to be awesome, and all my troubles were gone.
And then I woke up.................... 
I was like god damn it that felt so god damn real... wtf brain. I was so disappointed that it wasn't real.
And then I had to walk to my boring-ass college class whilst it was raining out side. 
Has something like this or similar to this ever happened to anyone one else? I can honestly say this is the first time I can remember dreaming about ponies (which is surprising, since I've been practically obsessed with them for the past nine months), and I was curious to know if other people have had similar experiences.
Yeah, I've had them. They're always such wonderful memories.
Yeah, actually. I fell asleep whilst listening to Azekahh read the first part of A Precious Rainbow.
That one was... unpleasant.
scumbag brain strikes again xD
Lucid dreaming is an art. Whenever I can, I tell myself to dream of ponies. So every night, I dream of ponies. 'Tis awesome.
Ain't had one about ponies, but I had a few themed around Pokemon back when I was into that, some fourteen years ago.
I-I haven't had as much luck, instead of going to Equestria, they come here and usually I wind up embarrassing myself in front of them by fan-shrieking. Applejack is always hot though.
I think I had a dream that had Rainbow Dash in it once, but it was a complete mindfuck kind of dream that I still wonder how the hell I dreamed about that. Well, I guess that's what happens when you're doing an M. Night Shyamalan marathon and fall asleep during "The Village" because of how boring it is.
yep, but i can barely remember it.
My dreams lately are usually pony-centric. My own form varies quite a bit, but it's generally a good place, and a place I'd rather be than here...
All the time. Always involves me doing random things with random ponies. One time I threw cards into a hat with Rarity...good times.
Be lucky. I cant even remember a single dream i ever have. Its as if i dont dream atall
My dreams consist of manly action and adventure (at least the ones that I remember). And I have only had one pony dream (I was watching Twilight in our world) which had action and adventure and many emotional tiblets.
So I can't relate well that way...
Nope. I've never had dreams about ponies.
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A while ago, I had a dream where I was screwing Twilight //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
I have ponified dreams from time to time, but it happens more often when I read MLP Fanfiction before I go to sleep
And I remember most of them 
388966 Dat ass? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png (pretend it's Twilight's, even though I know you probably like screwing Octavia as well dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia2.png ).
388848 Hauzzzz!!!!! It's Deciet, Element of Lies and dark half of Applejack also a memeber of the Dark Elements which are also known as the Elements of Disharmony, very impressive.
As for the dream...well...I had one where I got into a fight with Spike for hurting Fluttershy and he ripped my chest open with his claws and tore out my heart...needless to say, I lost....and I deserved it. And also Spike was a teenage dragon.
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I remember the ponies in the dreams I've had, but never what I actually diddl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
I think I've had 5 pony dreams this month?
Who knows, I dream on an above-average rate.
388966 And then she smokes a cigar using her magic and not even looking at you says "Guess you need to study on how to please a mare more" while she blows out the smoke out of her nose....like a boss!
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Why am I not surprised
389148 Happens to the best of us brother, I know what you mean though
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I'm fairly sure only one of my dreams was NSFW at least.
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389148 Yeah, that's kind of how it was in my dream. The only thing I remember doing was saying something to Twilight, and I remember the comforting emotions I felt. That's why when I returned to the real world upon waking up, I was pissed.
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This was how I felt when I woke up from a Celestia dream--->Psst...turn your speakers down, way down.
389167 That's basically what I said this morning. I'm serious, I was like all prepared and greatly looking forward to my awesome life in Equestria, then I woke up in my depressing dormroom... I was like
God damn real life...
I was once woken up by a telemarketer who interrupted a dream I had with Rarity.
These were the words I said into my phone.
"I don't know who you are, but you just interrupted one of the best dreams ever. I don't know who you are, where you live or what you do in life I will find you and I will make you suffer for your crimes"
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389174 And you probably did too
Damn telemarketers, so annoying.
Was this a dream that involved... intimate details?
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It was about todl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rarity.png
389179 Ah, I see... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
Yeah, I would've been pretty pissed as well. Out of curiosity, what was the guy trying to sell you? If it would so ironically funny if it were horse-back riding lessons or something bizarre like that dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png .
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The lady said I owed the IRS like 100K$ or some BS like that and they could "eliminate my problems for a small nominal fee!"...
Me: cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-pcwhat.png "Uh hu"
389184 I get emails from random companies saying that I owe like a million dollars to the IRS.
And I'm like
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It's not like I'm in college and not paying taxes or anything... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
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When I got my first phone at 13(14?) I got a call from the FBI I shit you not, saying I owed a gross amount of money. It really was them and I had to explain how I just got the number and they're probably looking for the guy who had it before lol. Rent-a-Center was pretty pissed too, apparently he stole like 12 tv's from them and sold them in a garage sale!
I'm 19, almost 20 and I still get a call once or twice a year for this guy from random people. One was even a hooker. *do not want face*
389191 That's so ridiculous, it's almost funny. A hooker?
That's... I don't even know.
Yeah, I'm 18, almost 19, so... yeah I'm not sure why I get those emails. I mean I guess I do, they're just spam. But I don't understand how they got my email address....
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Websites sell them for moneycdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-ddsquint.png
I get emails for male enhancement crap all the time. B*tch please, like I need itdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png
389208 Yeah, I know. That's actually obvious.
Male enhancement schmancement. I got the full package locked and loaded already as well.
(For when life gives you unexpected dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png , you must be ready for it)
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Have you ever had an intimate pony dream?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
389218 Nope. This was my first pony dream, remember?
However, I can't say I haven't desired it before...
I almost never dream about anything (or at least can't remember dreaming), probably since I don't sleep much in the first place. Like right now, for example, I'm always up into the wee hours of the morning. There isn't enough time to dream.
I should really sleep more... it would probably help me out a lot in life. (And by that, I mean I would be able to have sexy pony dreams
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And from whom do you desire said intimate encounters?
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Don't tell anyone, but I desire intimate feelings with my favorite pony...
Applejack
However, I don't think she'd ever like me, since I wrote a feature-box story that implies she lacks intelligence and sucks at math.
Why did I ever trade my true love for popularity? WHY?!
Applejack no
me. 
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At leas she knows how to buckcdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-aconceited.png
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389232 Oh I know what you mean Rowan Atkinson dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia2.png . British people do make the funniest faces.
Oh, and about Applejack....
I wonder how I can win her back so we can "buck" together.
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Win her back you say?
Alright, here's what you do...
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
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Step 2: Get Justin Timberlake and the Lonely Island to sing the rest of that song for me whilst I perform it in front of Applejack.
Step 3: Buck!
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Step 4: Profitdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_rape.png
Step 5: See the mutated abominations you've created pop-out a year later
389246 Step 6: Make them work in the fields
Step 7: Eventually sell them on the black market for just being too ugly and I grew tired of them
Step 8: Do it all over again (Buck Buck Buck!)
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You would sell your own children after making them work as your slaves?
That is the best idea ever!
Huh, maybe that's why I didn't get along with my exdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png lol
389250 Obviously, I mean it's an ingenious idea.
Yeah, my ex wasn't too thrilled about that idea either. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_sad.png
But now I have Applejack, and she doesn't give a buck! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png
She only wants to be bucked! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Sweetie_happy.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Sweetie_happy.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Sweetie_happy.png