Ostentatious Finger Nails · 1:51am Aug 19th, 2018
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
The river stole the gods.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The llamas have overtaken the portaloo!
Forks in sponges do not taste well.
Bacon reanimation is possible with 3D printing.
I live in a pineapple under the door.
Rats live on no evil star.
Weird Al is the best lyricist of our age.
Nugget in a biscuit.
Don't do drugs, kids.
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Random sentence generator is best drug XD.
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lol, I just made up four of those on my own.