Well it appears as though this is a bit late · 6:56am Jan 1st, 2017
Well shit. This is far later than I planned. I guess I should’ve had a contingency plan for my contingency plan’s contingency plan. huh?
A contingency plan only works if their was a plan in the first place. Also that the last time I let you disarm an alien bomb.
I had seen one before!
I highly doubt that you ever seen one before.
Okay so I hadn’t. But I’d seen one similar or at least I thought they were. It’s your fault anyways you were pressuring me.
Well you weren’t the one who was trapped under said bomb.
You had a laser cutter for the floor!
Yeah I did have it. But I gave you it! That you forgot to charge. Hand me the eggnog and a glass.
You didn’t give me the damned charger! And get your own damn Nogg.
Did you look in the bottom of the box? Also could you hand the flat head and 6mm allen key?
What for?! And it wasn’t a box it was bag!
So I can remove my chestplate. Did you check inside the pocket of the bag?
Heres your fucking tools.*throws toolbag* The cutter was there but instead of a charger there was a box of tissues and some chocolate.
Oh I gave you the wrong bag. Sorry. Could you help me with this?
Then why did you have a laser cutter in there? *Awkwardly attempts to help with armour*
*hands over allen key* put it in the hole on the back of each shoulder and turn it counter clockwise till you see a red light turn come on above the hole. My girlfriend was the one who was wrapping gifts that year.
*proceeds to help* Okay so that’s a fair enough explanation. Ha! I got it! *dances stupidly* So are you sending this piece in for repair?
No it's beyond repair. *taps screen on bracer* you may want to cover your ears. *puts helmet on*
Huh?
*slightly loud contorted explosion and a loud thud of metal on ground*
*groans* This is why my armour is contained in a bracelet!
Well armor only works if you wear it. It’s meant to protect you. Also are the stitches holding?
Fairly well. But my voltage shots are usually enough. Plus I get a damage bonus for every piece of armour I take off!
You know that makes sense what so ever right? So what’s today's date?
Oh uhhh… *looks at clock* nearly midnight December thirty-first. And it makes perfect sense! *sticks out tongue*
Oh real mature Erina. December thirty-first that’s go…. What?! We were gone for thirty-five days.
Well shit! How are we going to explain this?!
That’s easy Bloom’s been recording us the entire time.