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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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  • 13 weeks
    let's talk about Anon

    i was OVERJOYED to see not a single Anon story on the front page tonight. but some people on this platform seem to think that Anon is a lifesaver for their stories; that Anon is acceptable for a reader stand-in.

    THEY'RE WRONG

    Anon is a plague on the writing community, and a copout. Anon means you're a shit writer, because Anon is LAZY

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  • 234 weeks
    cyberpunk story idea

    ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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    2 comments · 248 views
  • 235 weeks
    i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this

    a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

    a functional timberwolf cosplay

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  • 283 weeks
    a lot of people are going to hate me for this

    does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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  • 286 weeks
    i think i've found a niche...

    After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

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    1 comments · 248 views
Dec
7th
2016

it's been 84 years... · 5:58am Dec 7th, 2016

just kidding, it's only been 6 months

in that 6 months i've had a lot going on, including a large serving of writer's block that impeded my progress for about 2.5 months, mom stealing my old laptop almost 6 weeks ago, a new FT job (also 6 weeks ago) and buying a new laptop and keeping it a secret from her. oh yeah, i was really invested in the election this year too. if you saw my facebook that week and the day after, hoo boy you'd feel some emotions :applejackconfused:

it's not a touchscreen, but it'll do

anyhoo :derpyderp1:

Chapter 6 of "The Crystal War" is finally up!

so we beat on, boats against the current...



Be intolerant of intolerance
Do better

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