A shitfic shittier than most! :V

So today I was randomly remembering Rainbow Falls and how it made me hate the words "apple brown betty" with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, and then this happened and I'm sorry. :B

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[Inquisitor M]

There is something wrong with you.

[Seether00]

WTF?

[Moosetasm]

AJ deserved it. I hate ABBs.

[Oliver]

...meanwhile, I had to look up what an "apple brown betty" even was.

Pegasi droppings have to be a real problem in big cities, I expect.

[Majin Syeekoh]

goddamn you

[PresentPerfect]

4283813
Someone hasn't been paying much attention to my minific output of late if he's just now noticing this...

4283859
I don't know either, which is part of the reason I let my imagination run wild! :V

4283866
ilu <3

[Majin Syeekoh]

4284091 The worst part is that you were considering posting this as a separate story if it breached 1k words.

[PresentPerfect]

4284097
I'm not sure I would have. I mean, I didn't post Friendly Fire on its own, and it is both twice as long and at most half as bad as this one. :B

[Majin Syeekoh]

4284102 I honestly don't know with you sometimes.

[PresentPerfect]

4284105
It's a valid worry!

[Petrichord]

can i write a sequel to this
because i laughed so hard that i almost snorted coffee out of my nose

P.S. coffee in my nose stings like a buttload of bees. if i have to go to the hospital, i'm suing you for pain-related reasons.

[Star Destroyer]

4284144
4284688 See, Present? I'm not the only one who wants to add to this. I think you've just created a new 'verse. "The Shittingverse." Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[Petrichord]

4284827 "How to make poopies on your friends and influence ponies" seems like a promising title for an engaging story. Somebody get to work on this.

[PresentPerfect]

4284688
oh no

4284827
4284857
oh no D:

Just... just do whatever

[Petrichord]

4285448 You know that I have a reputation to manage. And dropping a juicy nugget like this right into my lap?
There's no way that I'd be able to avoid playing with it.