A Few Things Worth Mentioning · 6:22pm Oct 16th, 2016
Hey, guys!
So, first thing, I am in California spending some quality time with my brother. Right now, we're watching the Redzone app or something (I don't follow sports) that his roommate has. Sweet Celestia, this is the most ADD thing I've ever watched. I can keep up with it, but I don't really see the appeal in watching 9 different games pseudo-simultaneously.
Second, Since I don't follow sports at all, and this Redzone thing is apparently seven straight hours, and I was smart enough to pack my laptop, I've got some time to edit all these words I've written and then procrastinated on the whole editing thing these last few months. I'll get something out for you guys shortly.
Thirdly, he has a Squatty Potty. I've seen the hilarious youtube video and heard a lot about them, but until yesterday hadn't had the opportunity to try it. I've only used it once so far, so my opinion is statistically invalid, but:
Oh, my god, it is glorious.
It's weird when actively using it (it takes some dexterity), but it does exactly what it advertises. I have never pooped that completely before. I felt emptier than when I beat Undertale for the first time. If you ever get the opportunity, try it! Now, back to all this ADD sportsball.
This is a quality blog
Also it's fun to feel that you understand a lot going on all at once. Like you're fast/smart/knowledgeable enough to think like that
You brave, brave soul
Sports have claimed way too many of my family members (they're still alive, but during the on-season it's hard to tell)
Re: Squatty Potty - that's hilarious. It actually looked dumb and simple enough to actually work. Have to admit, I'm curious. Thanks for the info.
Well...I've certainly learned something today.
I am pleased to hear the pooping has been improved.
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You could say that it has been...
*puts on sunglasses*
Doubled.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHH
But yea, you of all people should be pleased, given your, uh, affiliation with the subject.
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Its not really a lot going on at once. Its more a string of lots of goings on all in a very tightly knit sequence. But yea, it definitely ups the octane to 11 in terms of football's usual rollercoaster of action.
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Haven't we all?
The best thing about shilling for the Squatty Potty is that you have the perfect comeback for anyone who says that you're full of crap.
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The beatings shall continue until pooping improves! >:V