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Sep
17th
2012

So I was at work today... · 1:46am Sep 17th, 2012

...And a coworker opened a box of grapes, only for this creepy little fucker to jump out.

I badly need a real job.

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Grape-lurkers, greatest threat to national security since possessed toasters. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Twilight_Sparkle.png

what kind of spider is that?

364073
That would be a black widow. A rather large one at that.

364075
That was my first guess, but there are other spiders that look like that.
But I think I see the underside marking in the smaller picture. Yep, definate black widow.

WOW! I had to deal with them fuckers when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton in Southern California. Not something I would want to bite me. You can get REALLY sick from the bite, and even die in some cases.

Scary thought to have one of them jump out at ya... :twilightoops:

364079
It did. You can somewhat see it in the top picture. My phone however is a piece of shit, so that's as good of a pic as you'll get. Will probably upload a video of it a co-worker took onto youtube later.

364075
if i saw that i would grab the nearest flame based weapon with a range of over 1 meter (assuming i can't find a genuine weapon-grade flame-thrower nearby; a can of pressurized gas and a lighter should do) and burn it and the grapes from a distance over at least 5 minutes, and then proceed to stomp on it for 5 more minutes, and finally NEVER eat grapes again. i don't like spiders...

364095
I actually Like spiders, and most insects.
But for some reason, I'm afraid of bees.
Damn stupid phobia.

364086
Yeah. Didn't really phase any of us too badly. my entire department at the store is made up of 19-25 y/o men, so we were all too busy saying how awesome it was:pinkiecrazy:

364095
We however, put it in an empty pineapple container and used it to freak out the minors working on front end.

364098
i don't have a problem with spiders as long as there is at least one layer of "something", which the spider can't get past, between it and me. that said; what you guys did also works...

364098

"How awesome it was"

This is more awesome... especially if the offending spider is stuck in the epicenter...

364098
We however, put it in an empty pineapple container and used it to freak out the minors working on front end.
Haha, lol. Scaring my fellow minors. :rainbowlaugh:

364211
Well, they stopped coming into the back because we'd always find some way to scare the shit outta them, so now we've found new ways to do it.
They'll get their turn when they get older.

364200
Okay, that spider is AWESOME!

364240

Your kidding......your kidding right? this spider is the mofuggin Godzilla of of spiders.........I dunno who took this pic in thier house....but this thing would leave me whimpering in puddle of my own urine if I saw this in my house. YEESH........scary as hell!:fluttercry:

364272
I did see one almost that big once, which is surprising, since I live in New England.
I was getting out of the car at around midnight or so, and when the front light turned on, I saw it under the car. It must've been a wolf spider, since nothing else can grow that big where I live. I'd say it was almost a half-foot long, legs included. The thing in your picture is probably a good two inches bigger, though.
And of course, the first thing that came to mind when I saw this thing under the car was: "COOL!". So I got down on my knees and leaned down to get a better look at it.
Yeah, I'm kinda weird like that. What can I say, I genuinly like spiders. I'm the same with other "normal" phobias too. I like heights, and lightning doesn't scare me at all. But put a wasp anywhere near me and i'll freak. Those damn things scare the crap out of me.

And so we're sitting here at a brony fan ficiton sharing site ...
... and we're talking about ... spiders?
dafuq?
oh, and here's another cool one.
1.bp.blogspot.com/-QpJlV-F-lLE/TliX0th4NqI/AAAAAAAAAUc/CSqhphQSe3w/s1600/Wolf+Spider+1.jpg

364386
I fail to see the problem here.

364388
Not a problem, just random.
Personally, I'm lovin' it.

364386

Here is a Deviant Art combining Ponies and Spidies..... My Little Jumping Spider. So now we are somewhat combining species :twilightoops:
i86.photobucket.com/albums/k98/wolfantix/my_little_jumping_spider_by_ryuukiba-d4f4oo5.jpg

And to that pic of the BIG ass spider close up I say..................
i86.photobucket.com/albums/k98/wolfantix/MLP%20Pics/eatadick.gif
Spiders are scary.....especially the big ones that are sitting on your chest when you wake up! :raritycry:

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