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"Don't Look Out the Window, DEAR MOTHER OF GOD DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW"

"The memo had gone out the beginning of the following week, and it was too little, too late. But I can hardly blame them, after all it takes quite a bit to make a whole neighborhood forget a thing like that. In fact it would take several bits, maybe thousands of bits, to make us forget. Unfortunately, that is way beyond the police budget.
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309 weeks
I GO BACK AND READ THE THINGS I WROTE AND ALL OF IT MAKES ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS THE MEANING OF ART?

omfg I feel like I pissed off many people this year.
SOrry.
MY BAD.
IM DUMB.
SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DUMB.
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363 weeks
New Story SOOOOOOOOO Close to Being Done

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It is hard hard hard to write a story from the point of view of an enchanted necklace.
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370 weeks
What are You Anyway?

Ok, so, you have a body right?
Right. I assume that since you are capable of reading this, you possess a corporeal form.
Do you think, "I AM a body?" or do you think, "I HAVE a body?"
OK so, we can establish that you don't identify what you are as a person with your hands, or your torso.
Are you a brain? Do you think, "I AM a brain?" or do you think, "I HAVE a brain?"
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373 weeks
Babs Con, attempt II

yeah last year was.....uh.......well......
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LAST YEAR.
MY GOD.
Babs is like the Eleusinian Mysteries for bronies.
For the fools, and the wise, alike.
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Oct

10th

2016

My Friend Got Sucked Into A Multi-level Marketing Scheme, I am Sad (Pyramid scheme's legal little brother) · 1:50am Oct 10th, 2016

I told her.

She hates me now?

They got their claws into her deep.

Doesn't help when our mutual friend thinks that an employee average of $5,000 a year is reasonable. (Yeah think about that before you post a comment. You know who you are dude)

It is not technically a pyramid scheme, but Multi Level Marketing Schemes run on a similar kind of financial tier.

Watch out for Primerica.

They are fucking liars who bait poor struggling folk with false promise of riches and success.

ANY COMPANY THAT MAKES YOU PAY SOMETHING TO WORK FOR THEM IS A SCAM.

ANY COMPANY THAT PAYS YOU ON COMMISSION WHEN YOU ARE NOT A SALESMEN IS A SCAM.

ANYTHING WHERE THE AVERAGE EMPLOYEE SALARY IS 5 GRAND A YEAR IS A SCAM.

BE ALERT. BE AWARE. ALWAYS BE SKEPTICAL. EVEN BE SKEPTICAL AT ME. JUST DON'T BE SILLY.

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defunct321 #1 · Oct 10th, 2016 · 1 · ·

I've heard about those things, thankfully I don't know anyone involved in them, and they are terrible. There really should be stricter laws against them.

Walabio

Walabio #2 · Oct 10th, 2016 · 1 · ·

One cannot save fools from themselves.

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