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CrispySparrow


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  • 295 weeks
    "Don't Look Out the Window, DEAR MOTHER OF GOD DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW"

    "The memo had gone out the beginning of the following week, and it was too little, too late. But I can hardly blame them, after all it takes quite a bit to make a whole neighborhood forget a thing like that. In fact it would take several bits, maybe thousands of bits, to make us forget. Unfortunately, that is way beyond the police budget.

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    1 comments · 316 views
  • 306 weeks
    I GO BACK AND READ THE THINGS I WROTE AND ALL OF IT MAKES ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS THE MEANING OF ART?

    omfg I feel like I pissed off many people this year.

    SOrry.

    MY BAD.

    IM DUMB.

    SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DUMB.

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    4 comments · 258 views
  • 360 weeks
    New Story SOOOOOOOOO Close to Being Done

    aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    It is hard hard hard to write a story from the point of view of an enchanted necklace.

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    0 comments · 249 views
  • 367 weeks
    What are You Anyway?

    Ok, so, you have a body right?

    Right. I assume that since you are capable of reading this, you possess a corporeal form.

    Do you think, "I AM a body?" or do you think, "I HAVE a body?"

    OK so, we can establish that you don't identify what you are as a person with your hands, or your torso.

    Are you a brain? Do you think, "I AM a brain?" or do you think, "I HAVE a brain?"

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    2 comments · 278 views
  • 370 weeks
    Babs Con, attempt II

    yeah last year was.....uh.......well......

    WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LAST YEAR.

    MY GOD.

    Babs is like the Eleusinian Mysteries for bronies.

    For the fools, and the wise, alike.

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5th
2018

I GO BACK AND READ THE THINGS I WROTE AND ALL OF IT MAKES ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS THE MEANING OF ART? · 6:02am Jul 5th, 2018

omfg I feel like I pissed off many people this year.

SOrry.

MY BAD.

IM DUMB.

SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DUMB.

In an effort to outsmart dumb situations I have strategically tried to be dumber than the situations, and I am actually not sure as to how it is working out. I'm still alive so like, it probably isn't actually that bad, but like, who knows?

I could be..........

A GHOST. OOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. That's dumb. But, can I, as a person who objectively does dumb things, perhaps do things in a non dumb way?

LETS GIVE IT A GO.

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