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CrispySparrow


your brain is dirty and must be washed

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  • 298 weeks
    "Don't Look Out the Window, DEAR MOTHER OF GOD DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW"

    "The memo had gone out the beginning of the following week, and it was too little, too late. But I can hardly blame them, after all it takes quite a bit to make a whole neighborhood forget a thing like that. In fact it would take several bits, maybe thousands of bits, to make us forget. Unfortunately, that is way beyond the police budget.

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    1 comments · 317 views
  • 309 weeks
    I GO BACK AND READ THE THINGS I WROTE AND ALL OF IT MAKES ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE IS THIS THE MEANING OF ART?

    omfg I feel like I pissed off many people this year.

    SOrry.

    MY BAD.

    IM DUMB.

    SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DUMB.

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    4 comments · 261 views
  • 363 weeks
    New Story SOOOOOOOOO Close to Being Done

    aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    It is hard hard hard to write a story from the point of view of an enchanted necklace.

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    0 comments · 250 views
  • 370 weeks
    What are You Anyway?

    Ok, so, you have a body right?

    Right. I assume that since you are capable of reading this, you possess a corporeal form.

    Do you think, "I AM a body?" or do you think, "I HAVE a body?"

    OK so, we can establish that you don't identify what you are as a person with your hands, or your torso.

    Are you a brain? Do you think, "I AM a brain?" or do you think, "I HAVE a brain?"

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    2 comments · 280 views
  • 373 weeks
    Babs Con, attempt II

    yeah last year was.....uh.......well......

    WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LAST YEAR.

    MY GOD.

    Babs is like the Eleusinian Mysteries for bronies.

    For the fools, and the wise, alike.

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Oct
7th
2016

A Haiku about College. · 4:09pm Oct 7th, 2016

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

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Comments ( 8 )

Such eloquent use of beautifully sculpted language, my friend! :rainbowwild:
Though I have to say, flashbacks of the film Misery immediately spring to mind. Definitely not what you want to be reminded of in the middle of the night. In a room. On a bed in front of a table with a writing implement on it.
Oh god, I'm living it!

If you haven't seen it, I greatly recommend the movie, by the way.

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Thank you for existing you made me feel a lot better at this moment in space time <3

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Not a problem. Good luck with your studies! :pinkiehappy:

Life after college is like that too. But with less fucking.

4244933 Now I'm curious how you ended up here, because I was like "Wow, Bad Horse Follows Crispy?!?!"

4246503 Crispy wrote a poem in a comment on Burning Man Brony.

I just now realized Crispy never saw my reply because of the "replied from the story page to a comment on a chapter page" notification bug.

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I wondered about that for a minute because that was a pretty bizarre comment to not reply too

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