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Cats: Nature's Procrastination Machines

As some of you may already know, last year I developed a mild case of cat-ownership. This has had a decidedly negative effect on my productivity. Specifically, my ability to write tends to be impaired when the cat decides to lay on my hands while I'm typing, and I am not of a strong enough constitution to move his cute ass somewhere else. Additionally, while he doesn't strictly stop me
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394 weeks
Napping is Magic

I have now had a nap, and feel considerably more sane. Apologies for the sleepy rambling from the previous post.
Anyways, I don't plan on reading through the mess that was that last blog post, and you probably shouldn't either. So in case I didn't already promote it, I wrote a new story!
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394 weeks
Ship Happens

First things first, if you don't know what the title of this post is from, watch this: https://youtu.be/8Tc7MH5ZXbg
Full disclosure, at the time of writing this I am barely hanging on after an all nighter. Man, I really don't handle these as well as I did in college...
...In retrospect, I probably didn't handle them very well in college either.
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395 weeks
Dear Diary

I'm relatively convinced no one reads these things, but it's kinda satisfying to write them anyways. It's an easy way to organize my thoughts, and also gives me an alibi for when the police come skulking around.
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395 weeks
Ti Who?

Oh snap! Ti_Deltas has posted things again! You all know what that means.
I've broken out the bourbon.
Due to recent alcohol-cent events, I've started writing a lot more. That means more stories to be posted here! I've already got one I've started posting, and I can promise it'll be completed. Because I've already written it, and am just releasing it in sections.
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Oct

3rd

2016

Dear Diary · 1:21pm Oct 3rd, 2016

I'm relatively convinced no one reads these things, but it's kinda satisfying to write them anyways. It's an easy way to organize my thoughts, and also gives me an alibi for when the police come skulking around.

I've got another story idea that I really like, and I've got a lot of it done, which is great, if a little unusual (considering my usual pace of writing). The downside is my muse got me right up to the edge, before up and leaving. So now I've been literary blue balled, and I've gotta take the monkey on a typewriter approach until she comes back.

If anyone has 999,999 monkeys, mind if I borrow them? I need some editors.

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