Cats: Nature's Procrastination Machines

As some of you may already know, last year I developed a mild case of cat-ownership. This has had a decidedly negative effect on my productivity. Specifically, my ability to write tends to be impaired when the cat decides to lay on my hands while I'm typing, and I am not of a strong enough constitution to move his cute ass somewhere else. Additionally, while he doesn't strictly stop me from writing, he does make it awfully difficult to concentrate on what I'm doing. As such, his input has proven invaluable in my efforts to procrastinate on my writing.

I'm not saying this to give excuses to my typically slow release schedule, because I don't need excuses to be that slow. I'm just that good at procrastinating. Just saying, my cat is adorable, and I kind of hate him for it.

That is all.