Dear Universe, · 9:42pm Jul 31st, 2016
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
The rest of you, you're cool.
Stay cool
-MURDEROUS INTENT
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
The rest of you, you're cool.
Stay cool
-MURDEROUS INTENT
Now I'm expecting to see some Universe clop show up in the feature box.
Andromeda reached out with one spiral arm to gently caress the nebula surrounding the shy young stellar nursery. Slowly, one protostar at a time, he removed her concealing coils of gaseous hydrogen, until finally, the stellar object of his desire was laid bare.
Oh so the Universe is fucking with you too huh?
4124981
Twilight Sparkle Fucks the Universe, a clasic tale of a newly-minted princess stumbling upon untold power and using it to get her rocks off all over literally everything.
You okay Fuzzy?
4124981
4125114
Wasn't there literally a fic about universe/nebula-sized futa dicks? I feel that there was a MLP futa fic about dicks the size of galaxies.
Also, I might steal that title, P.
4124991
Yes, yes it is. Hard.
4125150
I am doing...let's say not well at the moment. A lot of stuff has hit me and Bubble pretty hard this weekend, today specifically. I'm basically running on rage and Monster Energy drinks right now, so it's entirely possible I might just collapse in a few minutes.
To make a long story short, my health issues and our living/financial situation collided with our modem dying to a lightning strike yesterday, our ailing AC unit dying this morning(we live in GA, so you can imagine the problem with that), the new AC unit requiring me to take out ANOTHER credit card and then ghetto install it around the corpse of the old one, which used up an ENTIRE roll of duct tape and killed two pairs of scissors. Then my gaming mouse's wheel came off its axle INSIDE the mouse and jammed itself in deeper somehow when I was moving things for the big ass, hot AF vent tube for the new AC unit.
Factor in that every move I make causes pain and saps my already empty gas tank and you get a very angry Fuzz.
4125150
"FML" isn't strong enough sentiments at the moment.
4125237
go5it
4125237 I'm sorry to hear of your troubles guys. Keep your chin up.
4125488
Now the Internet is out for the entire neighborhood, so I am on my phone. AND I found a leak in the bonus room. So... I am going to bed.
4125540 Damn guys, I'm very sorry to hear about that. If I find the damn gremlin that is tormenting you, he's going to discover just how many uses there are for thermite. Starting, as a mouthwash...
4127883
Eh...it's a long story.
The basics of it is I have an autoimmune disease called Psoriatic Arthritis which is my immune system killing the stuff in my joints that let's them move(hence the Arthritis part of the name). It causes chronic pain and fatigue, as well as makes my body and brain react as if I have a fever constantly. It is no bueno.
I'm on meds for it and we are fighting it to a standstill at the moment, but it has had a huge impact on my life. Doing very basic things, like dressing myself, getting out of bed, cleaning myself, etc, are difficult tasks which I occasionally need help with. I've even started to use a cane now. The long and short of it is that I need help that Bubble cannot always provide due to her own issues and the house we live in is super inconvenient for someone who is disabled. It's very stressful for us both.
So take that, add to it this hellish weekend which has still not cleared up and only gotten worse, and you have a horrid situation to be in.