Experiment # 674: Fail · 3:16pm Jul 24th, 2016
Well it seemed like a good ideal at the time, but The Voice will have to wait a bit longer for his own story. I tried to write a horror story with him, but it came up less horror and more gore filled commentary. The problem with it is figuring out how to bring out less of the drunken, perverted annoyance and focus on the aspects of the character that can be creepy and scary. Unfortunately it falls apart on the detail that he never physically killed anyone. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
In other news, I am now open for commissioned work. 100 words per dollar with a 1000 word minimum. I can refuse any commission I feel breaks FIM Fictions rules, not familiar with the subject matter of, or if I feel like it. BEFORE I GET A MESSAGE FROM THAT GUY: NO! JUST NO!! I'M AN EX-DRUG ADDICT WHO BLEW GUYS FOR JUST ENOUGH TO BUY MORE CRACK AND EVEN I AM SAYING NO TO THE IDEAL OF A FOALCON CLOP FIC INVOLVING APPLE BLOOM AND A PACK OF HOTDOGS AND WHAT EVER OTHER SCREWED UP THINGS YOU WANT IN THERE!!!! AND TRIPLING THE PRICE WON'T WORK!!!!!!!
Finally, Bellum tyranni sol et luna Benedictus is still alive, but my blackberry crop and everything else does get in the way. Good news is I now have blackberry jam. Steel Heart isn't dead, but I have some reading up on somethings to do before I keep going. Also, I am planning a sequel to The Royal Seal of Approval for Culinary Excellence? called The Return of El Tornado Rosa, but that is on a back burner simmering next to The Voices story.