So...I got this review... · 6:59am Jul 10th, 2016
I post the MLP: FML series on both this site and fanfiction.net. I just got this review about an hour ago and, to be honest, I have no idea what the hell it's even talking about. I'm not even mad, just very...very confused.
So here it is...in all it's unedited glory. Please enjoy, because I know I did:
Alright. Some constructive criticism:
What the hell was this?
I mean, actually. What the hell was this? I mean, damn!
Who in the living hell mashes together The Brave Little Toaster and The Legend of Korra? It's just a flagrant, irresponsible abuse of the first amendment. I feel nearly certain the founding fathers, who were pretty much all sketchy Freemasons, would derive negligible enjoyment from reading this. While it may be more attributed to mass confusion as to what a toaster is and what "bending" is, their lack of gratification after reading this story definitely is in direct response to your abysmal writing skills. Do you even proof read anything your chubby fingers smack into the little white text box from that cheeto-encrusted, twelve-year-old keyboard? Take some damn responsibility for your brazen lack of care or respect toward your readers, buckle up your damn pants, put on some deodorant, and do better.
I'm tired of the crap you put out for us to read! Alright, I've followed you since 2008, and I feel entitled to better fan fiction crossovers, dammit. I would have forgiven placing something as sacred as The Brave Little Toaster with something worthwhile, like the Peanuts or Stuart Little, or even The Land Before Time, but the insidiously atrocious Legend of Korra? Screw that. It was bad enough, but after eight years of writing mediocre fan fiction, you would think you would finally be able to understand and apply the differences between the words "is," "are," and "am." Think of the children you masochistic, probably misogynistic, freak!
The story itself was unacceptable. The Brave Little Toaster is no warrior where he is from, so it's not fair for him to be placed in a fight to the literal death with the main villain cop out of Season Two of The Legend of Korra. Why are you still writing about season two anyway? Didn't season four end in, like, 2014? What the hell? Not only did you take an absolutely abhorrent show, you took the absolute worst part of it. Like, how on Zeus's good Gaia did you expect to write a worthwhile story surrounding a battle between the Brave Little Toaster and fucking Unalaq? You can't. I mean you specifically. I'm sure someone out there could do the Brave Little Toaster justice. Also, you only took Toaster over from his universe? Why didn't you bring the others? Compared to Kirby the vacuum cleaner and Lampy the lamp, the Toaster is only an "OK" character. I mean, damn, mate! Try to adulterate a beloved childhood series further, why don't you, you piece of apricot colored tortoise dung! I suppose I should applaud you for not including any aspect of the sequel movies, though. Those things are like shoe bombs in a porta potty. Almost as bad as The Shining. Damn. That took me back...
Anyway, I give this sorry excuse for a story a 1.3 out of 10. It had very little promise to begin with and you way, way, way under delivered. Good fucking job, you ten gallon hat of a Jamaican brontosaurus. Spike would be ashamed of your sorry display. So would Stalin, probably. Damn.
I feel like someone may have posted it on the wrong story. Maybe. It doesn't have anything to do with the story itself besides the word Spike. Even then it's pretty tenuous connection at best.
4081600 I hope they did post it on the wrong story, because I cannot, for the life of me, remember if I shoved a Brave Little Toaster or Legend of Korra reference into the last chapter.
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If it was only on fanfiction.net then I'd assume it was the wrong one. Probably happens more often that you'd think.
My only thought is that they probably misposted it
... No... No this wasn't a mispost. This is a rant generator. Shit. I haven't seen one of these in like ten years.
I am... so very confused. That is all.
Well. That's a thing.
Hum... where oh where have I heard someone say this before?
That is weird. Seems like a combination mispost and rant generator, which I find kind of hilarious myself since no one uses them anymore.
Huh...
I love reading what idiots post. It brings a light into my day, seeing how ignorant other people can be. Not that I like people to be stupid, it's just fun to laugh at how they think they are hurting us.
They don't even seem to be posting about your story.
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What's a rant generator?
.....Wat?
-Sanity is Overrated?
Does anyone else want to read more of whatever this reviewer writes? They themselves seem like a pretty darn good writer, and pretty funny to boot.
4082140 Exactly what it sounds like. You go to a website, plug in a few key words (or not, it could be completely random), press a button and it generates a bitchy rant that is internally consistent, but otherwise doesn't make any sense.
4082231 There's Rant Generators!? I DEMMAND A LINK!!!
ck was that?
Also what in the actual f