I've Got a Little List... · 7:51am Sep 5th, 2012
This is just a playful satire so we can look at ourselves and laugh, having a little fun at our own expense. That includes my own, as I've done many of the things in this list - in fact, I used several of my own tendencies, accidents and mishaps as inspiration for the verses *glances suspiciously at the one about name innuendos and Big Mac gay shipping* Everything is stated to sound horrible, but hopefully in a funny way. So please don't take this seriously, but as something to laugh over.
None of us authors are perfect, and we have all made and will continue to make mistakes. That being the case though, we can also all improve by pressing on. We don't get better by not writing, but continuing to do so, and where we do make mistakes, learning from them. If you're an author who feels underappreciated, incompetent or incapable - don't give up. Write for the joy of writing, and don't give up.
If you always do your best, your best can only get better.
The song is very long, so I've moved it to my tumblr! Enjoy, and have a wonderful day :)