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69! · 6:30am Apr 1st, 2016

Haha, haha, I'm so mature!

I knew I had to make my 69th story be about sex! I wanted it to be Lesbian Horse Sex, but that one's not ready yet, so instead have my first human-pony romance, Premature Cross Pollination, a short story exploring "an unfortunate quirk of inter-species coitus." It's an angle I haven't really seen done before. And because it just barely skirts by with a "teen" rating (trust me, I checked the rules.), I can link to it here. And I mean, just LOOK at this gloriously crappy cover art I drew!:

Glorious! Go read my 69th (snrk) story, which may or may not hint at a certain sexual position exemplified by the numerical digits six and nine abreast.

Premature Cross Pollination

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OH ALSO I DIDN'T PLAN THIS BUT THIS IS MY 269th BLOG POST
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