Five Interesting Facts About Moi · 4:50am Mar 10th, 2016
Fact #1: While I can't sing high notes, I'm quite alright at singing in general. I can hold a tune as some put it. It makes for use whenever I'm singing along with some of my favorite Disney songs.
Fact #2: Although my birth certificate and the government will say otherwise, if you were to ask me where I'm from, I'd answer with Nevada instead of Southern California. Why? While I was born in Cali, I almost immediately ended up in Nevada living with my great grandmother for the first seven years of my life.
Fact #3: Usually one would have to include something embarrassing about themselves with this fact things... Hm... Something embarrassing? Well, when I was a youngin' I was quite the porker. That's what happens when you live with a grandma from the South who doesn't want to waste leftovers.
Fact #4: When I was a youngin' I ADORED the WWE and pro-wrestling. My cousin got me hooked on it and my favorite tag team of the time was Degeneration X. SUCK IT BABY! Anyway, back then, I wanted to be a pro-wrestler for the WWE when I grew up and I even remember telling my mother what my theme song would be for wrestling. It would be Scorpion's "Rock You Like a Hurricane." It's silly, I know. Fight me, maggot.
Fact #5:
Not really. In fact, I don't believe in magic. That doesn't count as a fact. The real fifth fact is I got in trouble with the police... Twice. Calm down, it wasn't anything serious. Just some fooling around... The first time was when a few buddies of mine and myself were all together after school and one of them decided to go over to the nearby sex shop and jerk his wiener off at the door. He actually did it and the shop owner called the police on us even though my friend was the one who did it in the first place and I was hiding like the coward I am. The second time was when the same friend got in a fight with another guy and that guys crew began fighting my friend's crew. Me included. Soon this pregnant lady came out just in time and by then I was able to sneak off so she didn't see me. I still stuck around, however I was hiding behind some garbage since the huge riot-like fight broke out in an alley. Anyway, minutes later I hear police sirens and I knew that was my time to leave. I left before the police could arrive and see me and when I got to school the next day, I learned that my buddy, the guy he was fighting and like, three of my other buddies were suspended for fighting. Me and a couple other folks got away scot free. But gosh darn, was I close to getting caught.
Anyway, hope y'all liked that little story time. Let me know if you guys want to hear more stories about me getting involved with law enforcement. Ta!
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