A teaser of the next chapter of Luna's Lacunae · 2:26pm Feb 28th, 2016
Recovering, Princess Luna brushed herself off. The front of the store was in ruins. The big green bruiser had engaged Blueblood in a fight and Blueblood had shown himself capable. The two had wrecked the front of the store and the battle was now out here on the street. The crowd screamed and fled as the two burly brawlers hammered away at one another.
Twilight Sparkle and Maeve were still inside the store, which worried Luna a bit. Scowling, looking more annoyed than anything else, Princess Luna reached out one toaster sized hand, wrapped it around a twelve foot long wrought iron lamp post, and with a swift jerk, she snapped the lamp post, breaking it near the base. She hefted it in one hand, testing it for balance, and then held it in two hands.
Princess Luna smiled, a disturbing smile filled with gleeful mayhem. It wasn’t often that she was able to cut loose without her pesky sister around, shouting at her to behave like a princess. The twelve foot long length of wrought iron had a good heft to it. Luna darted forwards, swung the long length of iron up over her right shoulder, and then swung it like a club right at the head of Mister Groglegarch, coming at him from behind.
“HUZZAH!” Luna cried.
Blueblood ducked and got out of the way just as the lamp post connected with Mister Groglegarch. There was a ringing sound like a bell and the iron lamp post, swung with terrific force, bent and folded to a ninety degree angle around Mister Groglegarch’s head. Luna froze after the impact, a curious pouty pucker upon her lips, as her makeshift weapon had not had the effect she had hoped for.
Mister Groglegarch did not look pleased with the recent developments. Opening his mouth, he roared with fury and gave himself a shake. Luna let go of the now bent wrought iron lamp post and realised that she was going to need something bigger, something better if she hoped to subdue Mister Groglegarch.
Coming soon.
Huzzah indeed, Luna. Huzzah indeed.