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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 150 views
  • 9 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 164 views
  • 15 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 203 views
  • 28 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 31 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Feb
27th
2016

One thousand word stories · 12:45am Feb 27th, 2016

You may have noticed I mostly write one thousand wordish stories (duh) and very rarely go above two thousand words.

Does these short stories I write in the space of a few hours and throw onto this site annoy you? There is very little story to them and insanity breaks out very quickly.

Straight to the point. None of that slow paced stuff.

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Not annoying to me, but people find my story more than just annoying. Read it if you DARE!

It's never bothered me. In fact, I think it's one of the best things about them. Short, quick, take less than five minutes to read. Leave with a chuckle. Done.

It's part of the charm of a Bendy story:twilightsmile:

Nothing wrong with quick entertainment

Not really a problem with one thousand word stories bendy, hell I write one thousand word chapters for Cuddling Is The Best Remedy.

They allow me to turn my brain off.......they're a blessing to me.

Nope, they are not annoy me. About the length of the story. It more depends on the content. If there only a joke then 1k words is fine, but if you want to add some plot and sex, then you need to do a longer story.

3779301

No thanks. Sounds plain disgusting to me.


3779308

Thanks. Though I think need to write some more longer ones.


3779309

Ah, I've become famous for that sort thing.


3779322

Indeed. When needs break from serious and longer pone words. They may come to be if they wish.




3779573

I suppose. But some people just want big chunky chapters for their stories.


3779580

My story have the kind of affect on you?




3779669

I know, but I had clop stories not that much above 1000 words.

But yeah, clop and plot need to be longer.

3779916 Yep, they're almost therapeutic.

3779916 You got it right Bendy, it's too disgusting for most to handle, even for a trollfic.

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