21-Face-Down · 11:12pm Feb 17th, 2016
It is that time of the year again, 18th February. Age went up to twenty-one. Is this really already the third consecutive blog post I made on me getting older?
What this means for me now is actually super complex and long to explain.
Just thinking about a way to describe this diverse and gigantic pile of changes to my life that have risen with me turning to this age, not to mention all the horrible consequences it'd bring to fall into the pit of despair from even attempting to do so, would melt anyone's brain and potentially kill an embryo from overexposure after 2 seconds. I tried to have my grandma explain it to me but she only sighed and walked upstairs. My nephew ran away crying. My dad just gave me a disapproving look and slapped me in the face. Really hard. 1.9 seconds later my sister-in-law was pregnant again and immediately not. Somewhere, a baby cat died, too. But despite all this backfire I will risk my own life to explain this Goliath of a burden that now rests upon my shoulders. I shall cover it so that nobody with a weak of a heart should have to endure this pain.
Driving with alcohol is now okay.
Phew, that was dangerously close to death. Warn me when I'm doing something so risky for you next time, dammit!
Seriously though, I want to thank you guys for not disappearing. I haven't had a word of me peek up since May last year, and you're still sticking around. That is actually a really heartwarming thing to know!
And I can also say that chances are looking good that this year I will have more time (and motivation) to be more active on this site again. Already got a few plans for a few stories that may or may not be total failures. But I got a feeling they will be great!
We still love you, Selbi!
Congrats on reaching triple-seven!
You can now legally drink alcohol, congrats! I mean, as if you couldn't before...
Dang Germans and drinking ages...