Feb
12th
2016
Contest Entry: Hairy love · 1:09am Feb 12th, 2016
Flutters has fallen in love with a spider.
Okay goodbye people have a nice day the world has ended, get the weapons ready! BANG! Oh look Bob just killed himself
I'm not kidding she has.
Flutters and Petunia have just kissed what is going to happen now?
Stuff I guess...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We will get all the Dyanians in the entire force and we will kill all the... well what do you want us to desolate. WELL DO ANYTHING WE HAVE FULL FIVE YARD HIGH VELOCITY CANNONS WE HAVE DREADNOUGHTS WE HAVE THE CENTIPIED FIRED UP. psssstt we even have the Space-Pig ready. So if you ever need a quick and easy win we will always be glad to blow the little towns or spiders into no more than atoms. Please call us, or use Morse code. Or use mail. We are really in the need too blow something.
I am crying right now.
Gives us a job.
*tear*
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You know you're going to read it, so why complain?
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Well, I really need some holes dug.
3748976 What's you point?
I bucking hate spiders .
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Me too. That's why I wrote the original, to challenge myself.
3749055 I think I faved that.
There's no link anywhere on this blog to the actual story. Is that on purpose?
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That is most definitely not purpose! *fixes it*
Men get the shoveles ready we have some digging to do!