The things wot I says · 9:40pm Jan 23rd, 2016
Occasionally, I find myself having friends whom it would be easier to describe as fans. One or two of them have been so impressed by the half-dazed nonsense I say that they have immediately written it down for later. They seem to think I'm funny, or something. Typically, I later have no recollection of saying them. Anyway, here are some of my favourites:
- I'm not an actor, I'm a real person.
- Spats are pretty cool. Everyone knows that, because... [trails off]
- German marzipan... Nazipan?
- Well, I'm fifteen, and I think quadratic equations are great fun.
I had a mind to put more, but this was fast becoming an ego trip. Never mind.
Ever yours,
-The Minister