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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 145 views
  • 8 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 159 views
  • 14 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 198 views
  • 27 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 29 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 286 views
Dec
27th
2015

Inspirational quote to write garbage · 10:37pm Dec 27th, 2015

Here's a quote that oftens inspires me to write garbage.

"Ha ha ha!" Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The end.

"There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors."

"The Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

Report Bendy · 384 views · #Futurama #Fry
Comments ( 9 )

Truly, Fry is the greatest literary mind of our generation.

I love that episode so much! :twilightsmile:

3646724

Me too.

Fry's terrible writing skills makes the brains stupid, thus he saves Earth.


3646596

The year 3000 was lucky to have him.

That part was friggin hilarious.

3646794

It was. The brains were no match for Fry.

3646802 indeed, but how exactly does that inspire you?

3646882

Look how awful my stories are. Fry's stories are awful, but still good.

3646892 I wouldn't say aweful, it's more along the lines of writing the first thing that pops into your head, no matter how ridiculous. Correct me if I'm wrong.

3646900

That's actually where quite a lot of my stories come from. The first thing that pops into my head.

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