Aug
16th
2012
Question: Does This Exist? · 8:15pm Aug 16th, 2012
Hey guys,
Random idea I just had, but probably not an original one. Are there any fics you know of that present Blueblood as the Bruce Wayne to some Canterlot superhero's Batman? Seemed like the kind of thing that would make for an amusing one-shot
Don't know if I'd ever actually have time to write it as I already have my hands full with Always Has Been and Duel Nature, but I was wondering if it had been done.
Mmmm nope don't think so. Do it. Sounds funny :D
with Rarity's dad taking the place of Ra's al Ghul maybe
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...But with absolutely no change to his personality from Sisterhooves Social. That would be hilarious.
No no no no no don't you guys DARE start giving me ideas
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Except Rarity is CLEARLY Catwoman in this analogy
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Spike and the CMC as robin/batfillies
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Spike as Robin would be complicated, since he resents Blueblood in-show for trying to take Rarity.
However... CUTIE MARK CRUSADER EVIL MINIONS! YAY!
What would a cutie mark for an evil minion be? A red shirt?
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Jason todd tried to hotwire the batmobile and the newest robin is an evil little bastard thats Ra's al Ghul's grandson, a resentful dragon would fit right in
minion outfit? vertical black and white stripes and a domino mask
Minion application form
Please answer each question as honestly as possible. Oh, and please use a no. 2 pencil. No blood, no exceptions.
1. Your name: __________________________
2. Your REAL name: ______________________
3. How would you address your Master: (Please circle one)
a. Your Evilness
b. Master/Mistress
c. Dragonlady/lord
d. My Love
e. Other: _______________________
4. Do you or have you ever had a hunchback? (We do not disqualify for handicaps) ________________
5. Can you follow simple instructions? (see examples below) ____________
a. Go fetch me a Dr. Pepper.
b. Fill that bucket with chlorinated water and scrub that blood and other eviscerations from the living room table.
c. Powder my fanny, my nails are still wet.
6. Will you be available for our service twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? ____________
7. Can you cook a decent meal without using poisons? (You may be asked for examples, so please have recipes handy) _______
8. Do you require an excuse for school? ________
9. Do you now have or have ever had aspirations in being a Master in your own right? (Warning: this answer could potentially disqualify you) ___________
10. What is your favorite Star Wars movie? _________________
11. Do you now or have you ever believed that vampires sparkle when coming in direct contact with sunlight? _______________
12. What would you do if a skateboarding ninja gerbil attacked you?
a. Scream like a bitch and run.
b. Smack it with a sheet of rolled up newspaper.
c. Drag out your Master’s flame-thrower and barbeque the little sucker for dinner.
13. What would you do if your Master was trapped in a guillotine and had no way of escaping?
a. Laugh hysterically and update your resume.
b. Desperately search for a way to set her/him free.
c. Video it and upload it later on YouTube.
14. Are all your vaccinations current? __________________
15. If references are asked for, could you provide them without digging up an unmarked grave? ____________________
Please note: After you have filled out this application in all honesty and to the best of your abilities, we will take our precious time to decide whether you’re best suited for our every need. If you don’t hear back from us within at least seven business days, you can rest assured you either weren’t evil enough or were too damn weird to approve.
This sounds like a winner. I would read the hell out of a Blueblood/Batman fic.
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It is done.
No really, I just finished it, the entire thing, and it's mostly y'all's fault
Sneak preview:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45629/Dark-Knight-of-Canterlot
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