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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 66 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,021 views
  • 96 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 119 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Dec
8th
2015

Prepare your sides · 7:45pm Dec 8th, 2015

Fart jokes are coming in The Chase.

You have been warned, this is all.

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Comments ( 7 )

I though the entire first arc was full of fart jokes....

Oh mal I want to read more of your stories but I am in class right now!

At least they are fart jokes and not that one spell.

I might have posted this one already, but I can't remember. So here it is again :rainbowlaugh:

More, you mean like to add to the several hundred you already have?

Ok...Kudzu is calling it out ahead of time. Either he's building hype for something epic, or he's being facetious and messing with critics. Either of these options pleases me. :pinkiecrazy:

And for no reason, moon munching Woona image is still adorable.

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