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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 8 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 14 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 27 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 29 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Nov
28th
2015

Wish we could do more stories like this. Instead of TCB · 8:58am Nov 28th, 2015

The Conversion Bureau never dies it seems. (See the feature box... see what's first in the feature box at the moment as of 28/11/2015)

I know I'm making a blog about it and have written quite a few ATCB stories. And I've liked some TCB stories myself where humanity wins against the ponies invading Earth.

But I wish we could do more stories like this. Instead of TCB. Because it would be the more likely thing the canon ponies would do, instead of TCB.

Earth is slowly becoming lifelessness due to disastrous industrial expansion and environmental change. At the time, the humans lacked interstellar flight capacity to reach other stars, and with their population bursting at eleven billion, they faced certain doom.

However, just as humanity fights over the last remaining clean water and food magical alien ponies come. In the following ten years, the ponies would transport millions of human to Equestria. The remaining billions left on Earth (or the ponies try help and heal the planet) would perish on their dying planet, warring against each other for diminishing resources.

On Equestria, humans now thrive co-existing with the ponies.

Just replace a few things and you'd have a far more uplifting story than TCB.

Humanity might not necessarily have such a high population, but this is TCB logic we're talking about, so forgive me.

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forgive me... what is to forgive your right. I think we need more uplifting stores.

That world is pretty much Mad Max with alien ponies.

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About the fact we would have a population of 11 billion?

Edit: Yeah, we need more uplifting stores.

People piggyback off TCB's fame because it's popular. It's the same reason that so many Fallout: Equestria spin-offs continue to spawn, despite the genre largely flopping. Some people just want to ride the coattails of fame before they miss it.

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Yeah, that's probably the main reason.

3573709 Cynical. Only unhealthy if taken too far.

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Inspiration for creativity is good. Most readers have the ability to discern creativity from desire for popularity, thankfully; it's impossible to say that all TCB spinoffs are junk, I just haven't found any that I like other than a funny satirical version.

I question the logistics of mass importing millions of new mouths to feed.

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