Well, it's been awhile. Let's check up on how Gravity Falls is going. It's not like I have homework to do or anything... heheh...

Since it's pretty much impossible to explain any current events without spoilers... here's a spoiler-filled recap: A distraught Mabel runs into the woods with the wrong backpack, enabling Bill Cipher to get his hands on a dimension breaking maguffin after promising to make it forever summer or some BS. The rift's broken, it's the end of the World as we know it, and we all feel fine- mainly because we actually have a schedule now on Disney XD it looks like.

So then what happened immediately afterwards? Let's watch.
(begins episode)
-Alright then, the show decided to go apest. Hey, I'm hardened at this point, I'm ready for anything.
(Bill rearranges Mr. Northwest's face features )
WAIT, I LIED! I was not- I was NOT ready for anything, nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE.
(continues watching anyways)
-Somehow I knew the fourth wall would be fd over.
-Man, this apocalypse isn't nearly as fun or silly as I thought it might be.
-So um, where's Stan now?
(Bill turns Ford into gold)
-Oh, man. Well, Dipper, at least you have- (Bill burns ALL THE JOURNALS)
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOLY ST/ WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ICANTBELIEVEYOUDDOTHISTOMEGT, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!??
...
-Oh so THAT'S what he meant by "The Nachos tricked me!" Still funny in context, I suppose.
-Bads Wendy is Bads
-Am I the only one who thought of this song with Bill Cipher and Company ? Someone make a video with bill and this song, please.
-MAD MAX FURY ROAD, DISNEY EDITION! It's cooler than it sounds, believe me.
-Furthermore, that head.. hand.. guy... thing... made me think of Finding Nemo, of all things ("Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live"). Not that that'll happen, but then again, anything goes during Weirdmageddon.
-Holy st, TIME BABY'S INCINERATED! But Blendin seems okay for now. And according to the codes at the end, TB will come back in... 3012? Didn't Dipper once ask about when the end of ... OH FU-
-Playing around with random mediums, YAY!
-Soos is OKAY!
-Dipper, I appreciate the effort to get Gideon on your side for even a little bit, but, if this is going where I think this is going... Yeah, no, I am NOT shipping that creep and Mabel, I don't care what you do in part two. SO MUCH NOPE.
-ANNNNND cliffhanger. I don't know about you guys, but I'm guessing maybe Mabel won't be that easy to save- who's to say Cipher hasn't brainwashed her into fighting her family, or worse? At least that's what I'm speculating. After all, according to the OTHER code, GAME IS OVER, AND I WON. NOW IT'S TIME TO START THE FUN. I ALWAYS LOVE CORRUPTING LIVES. NOW LET'S SEE WHICH PINES SURVIVES Now if that's not foreshadowing of some mind-alteration/corruption going on, I don't know what is...
-Also, WHERE THE IS STAN!????

Oh, and new Wander Over Yonder happened as well. I'd report on that too, but it's late as it is, and I really DO have to finish at least ONE essay. Can't even watch the new Mrenter video yet, I've wasted enough time recovering from THIS madness already. So until next time, Happy Oddpocalypse- er, Halloween, everypony!

Currently Reading: "Why Smile?" by Marianne LaFrance

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[Elric of Melnipony]

Always nice to know that someone else out there is a fan of Gravity Falls.

That reminds me -- I haven't yet visited the wiki to see what they say about the latest episode. Although at least now I won't have to look up the info on the latest codes and ciphers...