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  • 1 week
    Deleted Scene from the upcoming chapter to The Last Alicorn WARNING: SPOILERS

    "You would have never woken up because you'd be dead!"  Applejack snapped back which caused Sapphire to immediately pull back and stare at the farm mare in shock. "Oh consarn it, I wasn't supposed to tell ya that!" Applejack exclaimed and immediately covered her face with her hat.

    "What do you mean by that?" Sapphire asked, her face riddled with concern as she spoke.

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  • 1 week
    FFV...Bartz does what he wants.

    *Equips Bartz with singer and goes into battle*

    "Okay, lets try The Mighty March for Regen!"

    *Song misses 3 of the 4 party members*

    "Wut? Okay lets try Romeo's ballad to put stop on my foes!"

    *Song misses every single enemy*

    3 songs later...

    "Wow, Bartz as Bard sucks! Most of his songs miss or do jack!"

    *Has him cast Swift Etude*

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  • 2 weeks
    So i'm playing FFV Pixel Remaster when...

    Aww dang, Galuf! This part is always sad but i remember what's coming from my last blog on this game on the steam version of FFV Advanced

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  • 2 weeks
    Readers: WHERE'S THE CHAPTER?! Me: Well....

    Being the finale(but not the end of the book series) of The Last Alicorn: Book 1: Purpose, i've been rewriting parts of the chapter and deleting other parts over and over because I want this finale to be as epic as I'm imagining it. This is why the chapter is taking so long to come out^^;

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  • 3 weeks
    Don't worry, I'm not going dark again!

    In fact the current chapter i'm working on is sitting at 6k words but I do want to give a word of warning that in a month's time dawntrail will drop and while I'll still try to update my stories still, the new expansion will have the majority of my attention. So with that said, I'll hopefully have the new chapter out within a few days!

    You guys cool with that?

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Sep
20th
2015

Another deleted scene from "Sweetie Belle's Small problem" · 8:04am Sep 20th, 2015

My thoughts for this scene was to give this fic a serious tone but after some thought, I don't want it to take this direction as it would be depressing as fuck. :rainbowwild:

"But I'm not a colt!" Sweetie Belle nearly shrieked at the Alicorn.

Upon hearing this, Twilight sighed aloud. "I guess we'll be adding therapy to the list of things we need to cover." Twilight remarked aloud dismally.

"Why the buck would I need therapy?!" Sweetie Belle snapped angrily, looking positively offended and outraged by the idea.

"You need to come to grips with the fact that your Pen-"

"Don't you even recognize that thing's existence on my body because it doesn't exist!" Sweetie Belle roared, channeled magic into her horn and teleported out of the castle in a flash of magic.

Twilight took a deep breath and let out a long dejected sigh. "I should have known this was going to happen sooner or later." Twilight remarked aloud as she used her magic to levitate a book from her upper shelf titled. "Hermaphrodite Pony Psychology." opened the book and began to read it.

Nearly two hundred pages later and the Alicorn as finally at the chapter she was most eager to read: "How to treat ponies suffering from hermaphroditism"

There are three known treatments for hermaphrodite ponies:

1. Psychological therapy for helping the victim come to grips with both genitalia they possess.
This method of treatment can take years to reap any sort of benefit and is best begun at a young age.

"Looks like that's out." Twilight remarked aloud dismally and went on to the next treatment option.

2. A genital removal spell applied to the pony during infancy. This method is by far the most effective as the pony in question never knows they were a hermaphrodite pony in the first place.

The Alicorn sighed aloud and went onto the third and final option.

3. Sexual intercourse therapy. This method is recommended to be used on adult ponies only or those suffering from hermaphroditism due to magical circumstances.

By encouraging the pony in question to perform sexual intercourse with both genital, they come to accept both parts as part of them.

It was that and at this point I realized I was being lazy and providing a plot excuse to get Sweetie Belle to buck everyone when I know I can do better than that.:twilightsmile:

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