I believe the picture is self-explanatory · 1:44am Sep 11th, 2015
Yup. That should about cover it. Done by yours truly because reasons. Though I figure y'all should know that this is the kind of thing that happens when Admiral Biscuit and I are allowed communication privileges.
Recently I went to Bronycon. You all know this. (Or should...) I got to hang out with Admiral Biscuit (Why? Why would this be allowed?! 
) and AShadowOfCygnus. Like any good gathering of like-minded... let's go with pony enthusiasts... we got into all kinds of conversational craziness. One thing led to another, Rarity lost a hoof, and Cygnus decides to start reading some of my stuff.
I don't know how many of you know Cygnus, but he does... things. Things like this:
Yes, it's a dramatic reading of Insecurities! 
Fan art is one thing - an amazing, stupendous thing! - but a solid hour of published reading, including choice use of dramatic convention and character voice interpretation? (Seriously, Dancer cracks me up.) That's... I don't...
This, folks, is a feeling that I live for. The sense of pleased shock and amazed thrill is normally something I'm trying to give to others, so I'm... well, I'm humbled that Cygnus was so moved that he'd want to put that kind of time and effort into honoring something I'd done. Please, everyone, go show this man how amazing he is! I can only do so much on my own.
I'd also like to give a belated warm welcome to all the new faces who are paying attention to my magnum opus. Glad to have you aboard! Mind the little rocks - they're the sneaky ones - and don't fret, my story doesn't die, I'm just well-versed in tortoise impersonation.
What's that? No, put away that whip! I'm getting back to work! Eep!
Next step: get Shachza vectoring clop. I can already imagine you vectoring up a stallion whose penis has fallen off in a similar manner.
The day I'll put the whip away is the day this story will be marked as complete!
I reckon I ought to write that story now, eh?
Damn dude that's a rather disturbing image.
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As (a likely belated) part of another story idea, I had Pinkie Pie develop a discombobulation device that was initially designed to pop the tail off a pony. Through "frictive kinetrics" - her terminology, not mine - the base of said tail would stick to whatever it was pressed against, though if it was returned to the dock of the pony that it came from, it would fully reattach. Yes, a real life version of Pin the Tail on the Pony.
Of course, the problem was that the device worked too well. The initial test on Rainbow popped off her tail, one wing, and her head. Everything is mystically connected so Rainbow was fine, Pinkie just needed to put her back together. But because they couldn't get the power output to stabilize, they decided that the device was too alarming - even for pranks. (Not that Rainbow didn't seriously consider it.)
So, yes, Pinkie could have been a purveyor of some of the most bizarre and kinky sexytimes.
"There you are ma'am, one fully functional stallion 'dildo.' Just make sure you're protected, and that you wash it before returning it." ... "Yes, ma'am, we do need it back when you're done."
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*Edges mouse pointer closer to the [Complete] tag*
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Up to you. You already have so much to do anyways...
"Next time on The Adventures of Wall-Repair Pony...!"
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I find it hilarious.
*bloop*
"Oh, dear, there goes my hoof."
Though really, she's fine... See the first part of this response. Rainbow's probably just fucking with her.
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It's probably going to be horseshoe-installing pony and fritter-making pony next, after the next OPP update.
"I can fix this"
-Velvet Remedy aka. Rarity's great great great great great great grandniece