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Avenging-Hobbits


A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

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  • 138 weeks
    2021 movie

    I arise from the grave exclusively to say that the 2021 MLP movie was lit. I’m hyped for G5

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  • 183 weeks
    Opening Commissions

    I know it probably looks weird, considering my inactivity, but I figured I'd at least try to motivate myself into writing again by sprinkling in commission work. Also, I'm in a bit of a money pit, and will be moving relatively soon, so I figured I should try to supplement my income.

    There's gold in them thar smut, after all.

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  • 254 weeks
    Area Man Not Dead, Just a Lazy Bastard

    Okay, I feel I should say that no, I am in fact, not dead.

    Sorry to disappointed.

    Life has been busy, chaotic, and generally messy, but the good news is that since MLP is about to enter its final series of episodes, I figure I should just sit it out, and let the series end, before beginning my attempts to reboot any of my projects.

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  • 361 weeks
    Perhaps I should undergo a reincarnation

    Its been tugging at me, but I've been seriously considering of reinventing my account.

    Basically, I'd create a new account, and then focus on that revised version of Harmony's Warriors I mentioned in my last blog post, and post it to that new account.

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  • 370 weeks
    Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

    First things first, I'm not dead.

    I've just been working on other things, and generally trying to collect my thoughts regarding Harmony's Warriors, since I've hit a horrific dry-spell.

    After much thought, and talk with the venerable and honorable nightcrawler-fan, I've decided it's best to do what's basically a low-key reboot/refurbishing of the Universe.

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Aug
25th
2015

Review: Kung Fury (2015) · 3:11am Aug 25th, 2015

You know, originally, I intended to give this a properly objective review, and point out any flaws I might have found in it, or anything I didn't like...

...but I can't do that. To do so would to deny the intentionally stupidly awesome insanity that is Kung Fury, an English language, Swedish, Kickstarter funded short film that is possibly the most insanely, awesomely stupid send up to pretty much every single 80s action movie cliche. Intentionally bad green screen effects, acting as stiff as a washboard, violence so absurdly over the top that it's beyond belief, and an absolutely AWESOME soundtrack that sounds like the ultimate 80s synth mix. To complain about any of these aspects would be completely missing the point of the film. The film is deliberately designed to be this kind of kitschy over the top insanity, and so complaining about it would be like complaining about a car driving down the road or a bird flying through the sky.

I mean, this is a movie where Kung Fu Hitler goes to the future just to be a jerk, and our hero, Kung Fury, has to go back in time to stop him. I don't want to spoil anything else, because if I tried to put it into words, it'd just sound insane (which it is).

So yeah, for anybody who loves cheesy 80s action flicks and the beautifully insane world they inhabit, this is the film for you. Bonus points: its available for free on YouTube!

5 out of 5

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There is also a $2 game on Steam based on this little flick. Hope to play it myself at some point. :twilightsmile:

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The game's an awesome little One Finger Death Punch clone, presented as a 2-button arcade machine, with no goal at all except getting higher on the high scores list.

In other words, just like the movie, it's basically THE EIGHTIES :rainbowdetermined2:

If you're interested... I reviewed it on Steam

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