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Avenging-Hobbits


A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

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    2021 movie

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  • 182 weeks
    Opening Commissions

    I know it probably looks weird, considering my inactivity, but I figured I'd at least try to motivate myself into writing again by sprinkling in commission work. Also, I'm in a bit of a money pit, and will be moving relatively soon, so I figured I should try to supplement my income.

    There's gold in them thar smut, after all.

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  • 253 weeks
    Area Man Not Dead, Just a Lazy Bastard

    Okay, I feel I should say that no, I am in fact, not dead.

    Sorry to disappointed.

    Life has been busy, chaotic, and generally messy, but the good news is that since MLP is about to enter its final series of episodes, I figure I should just sit it out, and let the series end, before beginning my attempts to reboot any of my projects.

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  • 360 weeks
    Perhaps I should undergo a reincarnation

    Its been tugging at me, but I've been seriously considering of reinventing my account.

    Basically, I'd create a new account, and then focus on that revised version of Harmony's Warriors I mentioned in my last blog post, and post it to that new account.

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  • 369 weeks
    Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

    First things first, I'm not dead.

    I've just been working on other things, and generally trying to collect my thoughts regarding Harmony's Warriors, since I've hit a horrific dry-spell.

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Nov
15th
2020

Opening Commissions · 10:33pm Nov 15th, 2020

I know it probably looks weird, considering my inactivity, but I figured I'd at least try to motivate myself into writing again by sprinkling in commission work. Also, I'm in a bit of a money pit, and will be moving relatively soon, so I figured I should try to supplement my income.

There's gold in them thar smut, after all.

Pricing: I'm starting my pricing at $10 US dollars per 1000 words, with payment requested once the story is finished. Feel free to give me an estimate or rough idea of how long you wish the story to be, as it'll help me figure out how detailed I can make it. You can chose to be credited or remain entirely anonymous, it's up to you. Lord knows I'm not one to judge.

As for how detailed your request can be, try to keep it relatively straight forward, mainly a basic summary of what you want to see, such as character names, or a basic outline (ie "Greg decides to visit his girlfriend for the weekend, but finds out she is into threesomes"), versus anything too elaborate. If you want to see any specific kinks or fetishes, please note them in your initial request, that way I can work out any more of the details. Feel free to request non-furry smut if you wish, which I will post on my AO3 account.

To discussion commissions in more detail, feel free to DM me here, or over my twitter, which I've linked below in the social contacts section. If you want to know what kinks or fandoms I don't feel comfortable writing (either due to personal taste or lack of knowledge), check out the journal I pinned, where I tried to list everything as clearly as possible.

Contact: If you wish to contact me, either feel free to DM me here, or via my Twitter, which is over here: https://twitter.com/ferretfyre

I figured that, to be honest and fair to you, my customers, I should probably outline the kind of kinks/fetishes that I like writing, and those I don't like writing. Nothing is more awkward than to try and request a commission, and then find out the artist isn't all too keen on what you want. Trust me, I've been there.

So let's start with the positives!

THINGS I THINK ARE COOL TO WRITE

*** Most furry fandom stuff, such as MLP, Robin Hood, or Zootopia, or Looney Tunes, or Animalympics. If it's Furry Media, I've likely seen it, and I'm more than happy to help make more content.
*** Hyper and most hyper related shenanigans. More of a good thing is always welcome.
*** Futa. It's the best of both worlds!
*** Incest. Fun for the whole family.
*** Magic. Who doesn't like a nice bit of spellwork?

Now to the more cynical end of things.

THINGS I THINK AREN'T COOL TO WRITE

*** 'Dark' smut, featuring topics like snuff, abuse, noncon, rape, ntr, non-role play humiliation, bimbofication, or general mean spirited stuff (ie misogyny/racism). I personally don't feel comfortable writing that kind of stuff. Either because I simply don't 'get it', or because it's something I'm actively against.
*** The more so-called 'weird' kinks, such as vore, omorashi/scat/diapers, unbirthing, stuffing/feeding, or oviposition/egg laying. Call me boring, but I just don't get it, and so I don't think I could really create the result you might be looking for.
*** All characters must be 18 or older. I don't write underaged, as it really makes me uncomfortable. Also, all the characters have to be able to fully consent.

I hope you are still ready and willing to commission me, and if so, I welcome the opportunity to work with you!

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