A big post to all the people I love! · 6:59am Aug 12th, 2015

Hi everybody! This is Pharaoh Hound, and I'm making this post to compliment people I like! This is all 100% fact! Read this as such!

Let's start with Marshal Twilight! A brave hero, he fights the evil trolls in a quest for harmony. He is a self-respecting individual who steers clear of bad guys, and doesn't just kiss butt! He is a strong advocate against strawman fallacies, and only argues with fact! He's an original person and has amazing ideas like all of you! Because literature, including fanfiction, IS a beacon of creativity.

Next up, Bad_Seed_72! A perfect debater, she knows fully well how to hold her own in an argument without resorting to silly tactics for kids, like reaction images straight from Tumblr and accusations of "not meaning what you say." She is a perfect example of someone who earned her fame, and knows when to let someone else take the glory. Humble as hell, bronies and pegasisters!

Third on the list is Stunt Monkey! He is the most relevant man on FiMFiction, knows who to praise, and deserves so many words. However, I only have so much time. Sorry, awesome guy.

Jake The Army Guy is next on the list! Like any self-respecting man, Jake is secure as hell. He has never, ever projected once in his life. He deserves his celebrity status for all his amazing contributions and witty commentary!

Our next terrific user is twidashloverxox! An honest and true person, she is the height of intelligence and empathy. She is probably the most stable person I'll ever meet. You are a saint, TDLXOX!

Last but not least, TittySparkles! We all know how he rose to fame, we all know why he deserves to be at the top, so I won't waste anyone's time.

That's all for amazing people! This has been nothing but the full truth! You're all awesome! Stay cool!