Results. · 10:29pm Aug 8th, 2015
Hello, companions! Sorry to say that you were all part of an experiment. Three days ago, I put up a blog post telling everyone that I was dead. I used simple language and no backstory whatsoever to confuse you. With this in mind, I setup another account and checked up on all of you to see what you guys would do If I did in fact die. I logged off for a few days and din't return until now to help confirm that. Sorry if any of you were majorly bummed-out by this news and I'm sorry if I'm disappointing you by telling you I'm still alive.
Here are my results:
-Frost Unsubscribed as soon as she read that I will not be uploading any more content.
FlashLight99 Doesn't even read my blog posts (so he's not going to read this).
And some Others Just follow me, because there's a chance that if they follow me, I will follow them.
For those of you that stayed, congratulations! I am rewarding you with a long-awaited book that I have just barely submitted and have been working on for quite some time (and planning and working out int my head for three years). Enjoy
Secondly, as I stated earlier, I have created an alt. Account. This account is my: super-nice, timey whimey fun account of awesomeness. That account (JurassicPeanut) is going to follow two users a day who I think really deserve it and I know will appreciate it (some of you already have been followed by it). I am trying to read through some of the stories from users that account has followed, but don't be offended if I haven't been able to yet.
Sorry If I hurt any of your feelings, but I honestly had to know which of my followers honestly gave a s*** considering some don't ever respond to any of my friendly comments. Considering that I knocked someone out of my followers by telling them I was dead, it appears that I have gotten rid of one person that honestly doesn't care about me or my content. So I'd like to thank you all for staying. This is going to be the last time that I tell you guys that I am dead, though. So next time I am literally going to be dead (if that ever comes around anytime).
Thanks for staying,
The Derpy Doctor.
Back until he Literally dies.
Lol thanks Doc! What I said on the last post I just said to play along. For those of you that don't know, he told me and one or two others that he really wasn't dead from the start. What I said there about how amazing Doc was, I said for a few reasons:
1) It's true. Is that not reason enough?
2) Play along. If I and the other knowers just stood here in awkward silence, I thought, the others are sure to think something's up. If we play along and mourn a little bit it'll feel more real.
3) I've learned this one from experience. If someone's going as far as to pose as his brother hacking his account to tell everyone he's dead just to see if anyone would care . . . if he's gone that far to find some love, don't you guys think we should start showing some? We call Doc our friend . . . if he's been ridden this far, how much of that statement is truth?
3305858 Thanks for your support. It is appreciated.
As for the reason why I did the fake death, I targeting specific people, but it also revealed some other people's true colors. It's not that everyone was that way.