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The Derpy Doctor


"There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it." — Gautama Buddha

Nov
8th
2015

The Doctor's TARDIS · 2:33am Nov 8th, 2015

You guys may have noticed that I am not as actively posting content or as active on the site. I am in the middle of a transition. I am going on a week-long trip and considering that I go to a collegiate High School, the homework that I am making up in advance is choking me. Now you guys know, I don't have very much time to be on here and will not be for the next week. This will likely continue for much longer as I still have not made everything up in advance and will need even more time after

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Oct
28th
2015

Don't comment, don't bother. · 11:06pm Oct 28th, 2015

Hey everyone! The Derpy Doctor here, once again for the first time in a long time. People have been asking specific questions about this and just because I thought at least some of you should know, I had my birthday on the 22nd of this month. I turned 17, I celebrated several days later, alone and on the day of by eating out (nowhere special). Birthdays are simply a day of being considered, by law, a day of which you are considered old enough to do something. As such, I don't choose to

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Sep
21st
2015

It's over now. · 2:19am Sep 21st, 2015

Max is dead. And this is much harder than I thought it was going to be. Blogging this is actually harder than realizing it I guess. My dog is gone, though. Anyone that wonders if he was going to make it at all can stop wondering. And yes, it does very much so suck.

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Sep
17th
2015

This is Max · 12:44am Sep 17th, 2015

Sep
9th
2015

Bad news. · 12:46am Sep 9th, 2015

Finally able to get some time off of other things to work on my writing.
But Now my google account crashes every time I try to open google docs. Expect delays.:flutter cry: Not to complain, but once again. Delays. Delays are evil.

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Aug
31st
2015

Song tells the same story · 2:00am Aug 31st, 2015

That moment when a song you hear has the same plot as a story you wrote...

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Aug
26th
2015

OMG! · 3:24am Aug 26th, 2015

Hey, companies, The Derpy Doctor here again. I am on late and I barely am able to chance this blog post out, so I'm going to have to make it brief. I saw this video yesterday and watching it made me open up my mind and look in and go "HEY! DO YOU HAPPEN TO SUCK?!" After watching the video In this blog post, I just have to ask all my readers to be honest applejacks and tell me "Do I suck?" I'm not going to give up writing if I do, but I kinda need to know, especially if someone like James

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Aug
22nd
2015

100th BLOG POST!!! · 7:45pm Aug 22nd, 2015

Okay, companions. Since this is my 100th Blog post, I am going to put up many funny quotes from one of my favorite comedians: Jim Gaffagan.

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Aug
22nd
2015

Daily Quote · 2:06am Aug 22nd, 2015

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
-Bill Cosby

I'm not sure if I agree with this, so don't think I'm sexist.

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Aug
21st
2015

Daily Quote · 12:42am Aug 21st, 2015

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
-Steven Wright

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