I did something bad · 2:23pm Aug 5th, 2015
An excerpt from The Weed.
“Let’s go. We need to salvage this day somehow. This day has been awful,” Maud said as she started forwards once more. Her ears poked forwards, angled over her eyes. Her face was utterly devoid of any sort of expression of grim determination.
“This day has been just awful, the kind of day that I have feared since I was small… because some stallion with commitment fears, he has caused a lot of tears, and now my sister wants to crush his baaaaaaaaalls—”
“Pinkie Pie, not now.” Maud shook her head.
“Aw… nuts… I was hoping to break out in song.” Pinkie Pie followed after her sister and she smiled when she heard both Tarnish and Pinny chortling.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love to write Pinkie Pie.