Review: Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) · 4:17pm Jul 29th, 2015
You know, I'm still unsure if this was actually a movie, or just some sick, sadistic joke that was crafted out of the hellish pits of the Underworld as judgement for our sins.
Like, words soon fail to describe just how ungodly horrific this film really is. The direction is nonexistent, the sound frequently dips out or doesn't mix at all, and the acting is a black hole of awful.
I seriously find it hard to put into words how terrible this film is, as it exists in some horrific plane of horribleness that simply transcends human comprehension.
You have to see it to believe it.
0.5 stars. The lowest rating I can possibly give it. And even then it feels too generous.
There are no words. You can just say you survived.
On the positive side, the RiffTrax for it is hilarious.
3279808 It also made a great JonTron video.