Jul
28th
2015
The post in which I attempt to murder you · 4:44am Jul 28th, 2015
DIE!
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kudzuhaiku
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
kudzuhaiku
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DIE!
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Pretty damn close, Kudzuhaiku.
3275554 NO
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Or just lie down and have a long nap!
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3275558 NEVER
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No?
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So close but yet so far, I ain't dying from pony cuteness again.
Naow, mi Dieabetus!
Hrnnnnggg
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NO
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Meh, you're already dead, in a quantum sense. I'll let entropic decay of your neurons finish you off.
I had the most horrible first impression when I saw that image.
The two gray forelegs translated in my brain as hind legs for a brief moment, and it is a momentary confusion of wrinkly places I shall never unsee.
3275580 I WOULD WATCH THE WORLD BURN THEN TO DIE
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Nice try, but I was created with Cuteness-absorbing Crumple Zones. Your pictures have no lasting effect on me!
You think you can kill ME?!?
HAVE AT THEE!
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Wait, are you trying to kill me before I can finish The Chase?
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No, WAIT!
I'm SORRY!
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Oh wait, no I'm not.
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I am your god now, and I will show no mercy.
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Oh, and I like MFD too, Kthanxbai.
3275588 your lucky i first saw a monster then i realised it was a foal being held and not a giant two legged monster trying to eat me...i am watching to much horror movies....
Damn, I though the hooves were leggs.
And a head is poking out of an anus...
hnngg.....
*dies*
...
*jumps right back up*
oh wait, I'm immortal!
srsly though, that's godamn cute right there.
3276018 ew, gross...
sadly, I thought the same exact thing...
Oh god... that is to freaking adorable!