"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall."
One of my only stories of some success has a reading now.
By a mister Bob_E_1. Cool beans mate.
Anyway, this is it.
The yearly holiday with the family this year is taking us to the concrete jungle of New York, USA and the streets of Brooklyn for nearly two weeks. Fly off tomorrow morning for the Big Apple or whatever ridiculous nickname it has.
Exam season has come, and now it's my turn to venture into the new world with my companions as we shit our pants together.
First one is this Tuesday May 17th, and after that nearly 4 weeks worth of other exams.
At least I know that me and my friends will enter the exam hall like:
The amount of complaining I've seen is unreal.
I've seen nuggets of support, but everyone's complaining about the smallest things. I love it though.
One of the many reasons why I like where I live? We don't have a Basement.
Knowing my family, they'd probably make me go down there for stuff if we needed it. Lazy bastards.
Feel free to answer that last question btw.
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Run the other direction just as fast as my legs can carry me
I wanted a basement for some reason. I was a crazy child.
Answer: Nope the hell out of there.
3269402 Seems reasonable. And if it's walking up the stairs where it can easily run or bound, I think you have a good chance of outrunning it.
Give that rotten canine a good kick to the face. How dare he come into my humble abode without knocking. Also, I don't have the displeasure of owning a basement either, so we have that.
3269413 "Who were you talking to down here sweetie?"
"The big tall man over there."
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3269424 I think it's more of a wolf-man than a feline. Also you're either the ballsiest man alive or the stupidest.
3269441 I just like to have my privacy. So he can chew my well polished boot.
But of course, I meant to say 'canine'
Also, as I read your reply, I realized that felines are cats.
I believe this gif sums up my answer pretty well:
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3269413 Dear god!
You could have released all manner of night terrors upon yourself and thy family.
3269463
No I'm just kidding.
It's cool, I forget what the words mean sometimes too. 
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3269474 Verily!
For each picture:
1. A dollar is not worth the risk.
2. Yes, and so would any other reasonable and sensible living creature.
3. Hell no, you must be crazy.
4. And I'd love to not see if what you do is as scary as you look.
5. Turn around and run so fast the Flash would give up on his career as a speedster and Quicksilver would see my after image from another state. But not before turning on the gas and cutting a wire and rigging the house to bury the bastard alive if the explosion do the job. OR This. 3269469
3269469 That gif is amazing.
3269492 Perfect.
Also, what was the other option you were gonna say?
3269469 Nice. That's plan B for me in case I never get struck by lightning and doused with electrified chemicals or experimented on with some weird extra-dimensional staff with world and mind-bending capabilities.
3269506 see gamexpert1990's gif for reference.
Do you remember I said I have a shotgun? Yeah that would be good for it
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(yeah that's not a shotgun but that would be me)
Answer: Hey Frank, how's it going? You mind passing me a soda? Thanks bro, we'll do some Borderlands later
I once was in a relationship, Nice oriental girl, sadly she left me when i forgot to lock my basement.
Hit the monster dog on the muzzle with a rolled newspaper
3270808 Genius.