Fic-A-Minute: Simply Rarity · 11:59am Jul 10th, 2015
Season 6!... no wait, just the end of season 5.
And here I thought Hasbro was being so generous. Find out what real generosity means below!
Dear Diary,
You know, I can accept a lot in my life. Such as my mother abandoning me, my sister and father dying (thanks a lot showrunners for that), implied molestation and all the hard work and sacrifice to get to where I am today.
But one thing I can’t accept is having my ass chewed out for getting a cheap gift for my friend’s birthday! Do you know how hard it is to find a fuchsia cashmere sweater in this town, Rainbow Dash and Applejack? Do you?!
With love and generosity,
Rarity
THE END
P.S.
Seriously, RD, AJ. &%$# you.
p.p.s. Double * you sideways in the posterier, AJ and Dash!
p.p.p.s. Happy Birthday again, Twilight. :3