Fic-A-Minute: Bulletproof Heart · 12:17pm Aug 2nd, 2023
A little bit of this, a little bit of that, another Fic-A-Minute drops in your lap.
Beware being shot through the heart after the break!
Rarity
I'm just a small town girl living in a small town world.
Braeburn
Let's change that.
(He dies.)
Cranky
You're going to have to leave since the Bad Apples are after you.
Rarity
Why can't I stay?
Cranky
The plot won't happen otherwise.
(Rarity leaves, getting into encounter after encounter of the spaghetti western variety.)
Rarity
Am I doomed to live this life forever?
Other Mane 6
Hi, Rarity!
Rarity
Hi, girls!
Other Mane 6
Bye, Rarity! See you in the sequels!
Rarity
I really am doomed.
THE END