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  • 379 weeks
    Story Idea Time

    This is a story idea I've had rattling around my head for a while. If anyone's interested, feel free to make use of it, just make sure to drop me a post when you do, I'd love to see your take on the idea.


    Story: Hero In Equestria
    Genre: Human, Slice of Life
    Rating: Any, depending on writer's preference.
    Description:

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  • 382 weeks
    Raining

    It's raining outside
    Maybe inside too
    I can't tell though
    Inside, I can't feel the rain on my skin

    Perhaps it's just the temperature
    That would explain the cold
    But not why I hear the rain falling
    a steady drip-drip down my nose

    I'm standing in the rain, you see
    It splashes from skin to shirt
    And if it's not raining
    Then why are my eyes so wet?

    It's hailing outside

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  • 382 weeks
    For the first time ever...

    I'm not going to be single for Valentine's Day.

    I don't know how to feel about that, so you guys tell me how to feel.

    Anyways, happy Single's Awareness Day! Those of you enjoying the day, kudos to you. Those of you suffering from this day... my condolences.

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  • 383 weeks
    It's Been Awhile | Stories for the Future

    Hey everyone; today I realized that I've been doing a ton of reading on this site... but not so much of the interacting and stuff. SO!
    A blog post about what's going on, what I'm doing, etc.

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    2 comments · 412 views
  • 420 weeks
    Another year

    Another year I walk the sands
    They shift and change beneath my feet
    Yet through it all I walk.

    Another year I see the others walk the sands
    Some falter and slip beneath the sand
    Others lay roads for still later others to tread

    The roads vanish beneath the sands
    And yet they are the sands themselves
    So perhaps they never were, or still are

    Some do not walk the sands like I

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Jul
27th
2012

The End of All Off-or-On-Topic Discussions · 12:08am Jul 27th, 2012

Well, this blog is for discussing anything even vaguely related to The End of All Worlds. Have fun chatting the f:yay:k out of this blog, it's here for that.
I will also be using this as a sort of "bulletin board" for TEoAW announcements.

For now, know that...

THE BLOG BE-ETH OPEN

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Comments ( 71 )

Wooo~! Now we shall wait for the comments, so we can talk about random stuff with people. :rainbowkiss:

The color PINK shall invade this blog in the name of co-kings Quint and I! :pinkiecrazy:

252186
The Highlord Of All, Quantum, Demands That You Refrain From Using The Royal Pink Unless Addressing Our Subjects.

Quantum Also Demands That You Keep Up The Lulz.
Quantum Also Demands A Sandvich, But That's Another Story.

You Shall Do As Highlord Of All Quantum Requires, Or Face His Mighty Ban-Hammer In Single Combat.

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The King Frosty of the Pink Kingdom shall not yield to thees demand of not using our royal color Pink unless addressing subjects!

We, however, shall yield to thees demand of keeping up the Lulz of thou speak, as it shall benefit us both in this endeavor.

We also ask thou that if thou, highlord, are hungry that thou should ask thine's servants to prepare him a sandvich if thou is peckish.

We shall do as we please, as we have thine's Mighty Anti-Ban Shield of the Pink Kingdom. Have at thee! Highlord of Quantum!

252205, 252233
I Wish To Remind You...
All Space Marine Chapters, Even The Angry Marines, Have A Single Person From Whom Their Gene Seed Springs.

Why Do You Think I Carry a Ban-Hammer, Rather Than A Mere Thunder-Hammer? Hmm? :rainbowkiss:
And Should It Ever Fail, Or Simply Get Stuck In Another Stupid Too-Low Tunnel, I Have My Faithful Power Chair, Just In Case.
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HAIL THE MOTHER-F:yay:ING EMPEROR, B:yay:ES!!!
AND I'M THE MOTHER-F:yay:ING EMPEROR OF ALL!!!

252237 Thou has angered thine's kingdom.

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THOU HAS ANGERED THE KING! :flutterrage: Thou shalt not live through thine's torment...

"Challenge!

The world you are on is comprised entirely of pudding and flavored gelatin. On this planet is a single instance of chocolate pudding. You must find and consume this pudding."

And the chocolate turns out to be the King of Pudding so they have to fight through legions of Pudding Knights to reach him.

252264 *A Pink Knight gives Tsujin a message that says* "Don't you mean eat through the Pudding Knights?"

252251
Perhaps You Do Not Understand. I Am The Emperor Of All... Including Your Kingdom. All Your Pink Shall Be Yellowed, And All Thy Shining Metals Shall Run Red With Thy Own Blood.

You Anger Me.
But I Am Always Angry.
For I Am The Progenitor Of The Angry Marines:
I Am Lord Highmost Quantum Shift, Lord Of All Things That Aren't Things I Don't Particularly Want, Like Short Bicycles And Poorly Written Fanfictions.

But, Primarily, What Angers Me Most Is That You Seem To Think An Anger Marine Would Ever Use An Imperial Guardsman As An Improvised Weapon.
It Would Be Horrible Thing To Do.
No Foe Has Invoked Such Ire As To Warrant Such A Shameful Death!
Until Now.

My Champion Shall Face You, For You Art Beneath Me!
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And He Shall Rage So Hard That Thou Might Burn From His Fury And Wrath Alone, That You Would Not Need To Face His Might Directly.

My Minions, Re-Institute The Draft! I Require Cheap Ammunition!
And Prepare...
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The Titan!

252282
Thou does not control thine's kingdom, as we are thine's only rulers of the Pink Kingdom. Thou is not but only a Emperor equal in status of thine's. Thou shalt not escape death once your champion has faced mine.

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Once thou's champion is dead I shall crush thou's titan with thine's own.

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252327
I Collapse The Reality You're In.

You See, I Have GM Powers, Something You, Good Sir, Have Not.

Also, My Champion Proceeds To Beat Yours To Death With His Own Arm.
And My Titan Shoots Yours With Fully-Loaded Assault Tanks, Which Disgorge Groups Of Ten Fully Armored Angry Marines In Terminator Armor.

I Am God, Watch Me Mod!

252339
Thou is no GM you are merely a pawn in this world, as am I.

Thine's champion shall murder thou's in cold blood. Thine's champion is as black and cruel as the blood in thees veins.
Thou's titan is miniscule in comparison thine's own. Thine's titan shall crush thou's with only its pinkie toe.

Thou is merely a Emperor as I am merely a King.

252363
And poof, we're both God-Modding!
And thus the conversation is over, because neither of us can win.

Also, Purple Hamsters.
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252381
Damn right you cant win CAUSE MY RAINBOW NUKES END THOU WAR!
(soz for swearing i just feel like a badass for drinking 30 cups of Cider)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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Cant touch dis!

Oh and can we get like a challenge world to escape Nuclear Destruction:?

252381 Good cause thine's way of *AHEM* I mean, good. Because speaking like a King is kinda bothersome at times. I was gonna end it also after one more message.

YAY! PURPLE HAMSTERS~!

And also, Muffin Cat!

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252399
All Hail the Muffin Cat!
HAIL!!

UH OH...
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The Puns are getting worse!

252405
Yes, yes they are.
*starts raining hail* QUICK! GET TO THE CHOPPER!

UH OH...
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It's getting even worse! Quick! Someone put up a good pun!

252275 *The Knight returns with the response:* "In this case, they'd be synonymous."

A good pun? I don't know if that's possible, but...

"This morning I went to get a bowl of cereal, but found only a fine powder at the bottom of the box. All in all it was a crumby situation."

252430 Oh god, terrible idea.

A team has to survive a week on a planet where everything is and everyone speaks in puns.

Wandering samurais with a talent for abridging long segements of text. Roving bands of mentally unstable cashews and pistachios. A drug re-hab center named "Keep Off the Grass." Indecisive boatsmen unable to choose either oar.

Please make me stop!

252459
Well, you've just doomed a team to trying to survive the puns, and a poor, poor writer is going to be stuck writing them.

You should be proud
:pinkiehappy:
Pinkie Is.

252459>>252471 I love Pinkie! She's my waifu~! With Fluttershy being my second favorite. Anyway, yes. A whole team dies from that one challenge from pun overload, but it would be hilariously punny.

But remember...
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I can't stop with the pictures! ...not that I want to...

252511
:yay:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My heart hath melted this day.

She is mine, all mine, GET THE BUCK AWAY FROM HER!
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252531
This one I like cause it's Pinkie and Fluttershy! :yay:

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Look at Fluttershy just drinking her juice. D'awwwwwww~! I find it so adorable!

Hey guys! Whats up in this here thre-
.... I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap....

and I'mma leave this here to entertain y'all..
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252594
This thread got crazy fast. I'm gonna bring back some ponies along with some D'awwwws.

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Hehe...silly Derpy. She fell off the pillow.

252612
Dang that was the next photo I planned to post. Oh well, D'AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!!! SO CUTE~! I wanna pick her up and just set her on a pillow and pamper her along with Pinkie, Fluttershy and all the others of the mane six. HNNNG! Heart. Exploding.

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She's so Adorable when she nibbles on her tail while sleeping.

252637
A-Freaking-Dorkable! My turn!

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I'm sorry they wouldn't let me post unless I let the whole family be in it.

An' et better stay tha' way!

Y-yes AJ!

That's Applejack to you mister!

Yes Applejack...

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God this is the greatest day of my life!
:trollestia:> God

252669 I'm glad because I have infinite amount of cute pony pictures~! Here's some of Ditzy Doo!

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252721
As adorable as that fake Twilight may have been she is obviously a changeling.
Green magic, and uncharacteristic speech-patterns.
:twilightoops:

252726 Look closer. It's obviously the Alpaca that's the changling.

252750
I...
I...
I've got nothing.
That's adorable.

252751
Now that that's settled, we can go and frolic with the ponies~! *starts frolicking like an idiot, holding Pinkie Pie, with Derpy on my head as Fluttershy flys by my side with the other ponies all around me*

I like how this was started to talk about TEoAW (Tea-O-Aww) then devolved into picture-posting cute things.

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