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QuillpenTheStoryteller


A hobbyist author who simply could not resist returning to the fandom, because there's just something strangely difficult to resist about magical, talking, technicolour equines.

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  • 344 weeks
    It is thirteen minutes past ten at night.

    I have not had a day off in nine days. By my next day off, that number will be thirteen days. I have not made any progress on my writing. None of this is a complaint, but I am extremely tired and I haven't really managed to get any writing done. 's just how it's been this week.

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  • 345 weeks
    [Insert Witty Title]

    Progress has been slow. That is part of why I am writing this post, actually. In the past week, all I've managed to do is set out a few character profiles, and start trying to figure out the plot. I'm stuck on one particular plot point, and have come up with three possible solutions:
    1) Stay stuck until I figure it out,

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  • 346 weeks
    Screaming Into the Void

    It's been nearly a year since I was last here. So I don't know if I even have any followers - certainly back before I left I didn't have many.

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  • 396 weeks
    Updoot: An Executive Decision

    So for anyone who's been spying on my almost dead account for god knows how long waiting for an update to A Duet of Hearts, I have decided to take it down until I have finished writing at least the first draft. Once that's all sound, I'll read through the whole thing as a fic and make any edits that I feel need to be made. Then I'll find a couple people willing to preread and review it, and

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  • 418 weeks
    I'm not dead, I can promise yeh.

    Contrary to unpopular belief, I am not dead. Also, by the way, I just came to a massive realisation. Rainbow Dash appeared to show a prehensile mane in Newbie Dash. This wasn't a new thing, though; in The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone, we see her do the same thing when mimicking Twilight. Interesting.

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Jun
27th
2015

Yakiyakistan. · 4:05pm Jun 27th, 2015

So... A nation of roid-infused, mentally deficient yaks wishes to engage in diplomacy with Equestria. Fair enough, fair enough. Then they start causing trouble and threaten a war.

War:
Mentally deficient yaks VS Super strong ponies, weather-manipulating ponies, mage ponies, plus two nigh-immortal demigods which control celestial bodies. Plus the strongest mage since Starswirl - Twilight - and the Crystal Empire.

And Equestria still worries about a war with some potentially useless allies which don't appear to have any resources or measurable intelligence.

Overall, I feel this episode was pretty damn bad, and there are a ton of reasons why. Two bad episodes in a row is unusual, and after S5's great start, more than a little disappointing.-

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Comments ( 2 )

Plus they were assholes.

Don't forget to mention the Yaks were assholes.

They shit on everything.

Just like assholes.

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Could not have put it better myself.

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