Till I Can Get My Satisfaction

So 100 episodes of ponies has passed us. Everybody has had a good after-serviced e-cigarette and I got something to ponder.
A while ago on EQD a rumored episode list popped up and so far it's been mysteriously accurate. Like a bulls eye from Hawkeye accurate. So I thought I'd do what all pony junkies who can't be patient and wait for the next goddamn episode do: SPECULATE!

Let's go title to title.

1. Princess Spike
This one already has a synopsis, but I will say something that I want to see. In an ad we got during the 100th, Spike was trying to hold off an angry mob of the Canterlot elite, including a perturbed looking Fancy Pants.
I hope to see Spike socializing with Fancy Pants. Since Twilight is having him help with princess stuff, I'd assume he has to corral the rich people and gets Fancy Pants to help. Cause Fancy Pants is the most interesting, fancy, awesome pony ev-UH!

2. Party Pooped
It's a Pinkie Pie episode... that's all I got.

3. Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
I think this is the Celestia/Luna episode.
In the 100th, it turns out the princesses actually do argue. Which is great! So why not have one half of the episode be about a disagreement between the two that builds and boils over. Then the second half would be Luna dreamwalking in Celestia's dream. She sees her stress, her doubts and the guilt she still feels for Nightmare Moon.

4. Canterlot Boutique
Ooh, branching out are we Rarity?
I suspect this would touch on the idea that some of your friends might leave. Rarity and Rainbow Dash, out of the main 6, would leave to pursue their careers. This could be a good opportunity to address something anyone can relate to.

5. Scare-Master
Uuuuhhhheeeerrrr...... yaks? Is this the episode with the yaks?

6. Rarity Investigates
... huh?

7. Made in Manehattan
Oh, is this the Coco Pommel episode?
For context: a Coco Pommel card read that she is reviving her neighborhood theater. That's an interesting set up. Maybe this is a Rarity map episode.

8. Brotherhooves Social
I got the perfect idea for this episode. Ponyville is throwing (or even starting) a celebration of brothers. Probably to give the low ratio of stallions a sign of appreciation. We love the mares but there is an almost worrying low number of men in town. Anyway, Twilight invites Shining and Big Mac is brought in with AJ.
Now I see two things happening from this.
1. AJ and Twilight have a friendly competition that grows more and more serious. A "I bet my brother can beat up your brother" plot if you will.

2. Shining and Mac forms the friendship that becomes more serious. This would offer more character for the brothers instead of just "man our sisters are crazy, right?". You could see a different side to the two than we've seen before.

All I really want is some more testosterone. Maybe have Bulk Biceps be bros with Featherweight.

9. Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Obviously the next CMC proper episode. The play on the Raiders title has me thinking we'll see Daring Do again. If it really is a Daring Do/CMC episode then go all out. The Crusaders are going on a cutie mark adventure and meet Daring Do, but something is wrong with her; instead of a rose compass on her flank it's an equal sign. CMC journeys to help Daring Do retrieve her mark from the returning villain Starlight Glimmer from her plan to... I don't know you come up with a reason.

10. The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
The brief commercial showed Pinkie and Colgate hugging? It seemed important. Is it? It seems like we're getting more Pinkie Pie this season. For better or worse, I'm interested.

11. Hearthbreakers
Interesting title. Is this a shipping episode? Maybe a break up episode? Are Cranky and Matilda getting divorced already?

12. What About Discord?
Discord will live.

13. The Hooffields and McColts
Sounds like it'll have a southern setting. I saw Cherry Jubilee in that commercial. Who's to say this could be her return?

14. The Mane Attraction
Ummm.... yaks again?

15. The Cutie Remark
Season 5 seems to have a running theme of cutie marks. What they do for the pony, how they're interpreted, and just what they hell some even mean. I'm gonna run on the idea that Starlight Glimmer will return for the two parter. If not that, the crusaders all get their cutie marks in one episode because it's so goddamn obvious what their special talents are they can just open their eyes and get their cutie marks.

That's about it.

I don't know how to end this.

Ha ha! Sex joke.